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1 artist i listen to these days for each tsoa character

Achilles: MARINA (and the diamonds) & Frank Ocean

Patroclus: Mitski

Briseis: Rina Sawayama

Odysseus: Kate Bush

Diomedes: Beyoncé

Menelaus: London Grammar

Hector: Fiona Apple

Paris: Charli XCX

Agamemnon: The Smiths (just because both him and morrissey are problematic)

Penelope: Agnes Obel

Apollo: Caroline Polachek

Helen: Kali Uchis

Thetis: FKA Twigs (not sure for that one but i wanted to include twigs💀) (but also kinda)

Chiron: Hozier

i can't explain the logic for most of my choices but idk it's just the vibe they give me

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the fact that i posted that before brat was released but it's even more canon now for paris😭😭

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Deidameia: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Achilles: Yeah no problem girl. Deidameia, blushing: Well... I love you. Achilles: It back! Deidameia: Achilles:

Patroclus: Why is Deidameia crying face-down on the floor?

[liquidmindiguess]

Why do I see Achilles making finger guns😭 like:

It back!

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Achilles: Hey Patroclus, wanna know your gay name? Patroclus: My gay name? Achilles: Yeah, it's your first name- Patroclus: Haha, very funny. Achilles, getting down on one knee: -and my last name ;) Patroclus: Oh- oh my god.

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Achilles: I bent Shakespeare over.

Patroclus: Whatever happened to "the literature exam was easy"?

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Patroclus: I love you. Achilles: What was that? Patroclus: I just said I'm selling you to the zoo-

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Achilles: Do you have a date for Valentine's day? Patroclus: Yes, February 14th. Achilles: ...

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Patroclus: What are you in the mood for? Achilles: World domination. Patroclus: Well, that's a bit ambitious, even for you. Achilles: You're my world. Patroclus: Aww... Achilles: Patroclus: Achilles: Patroclus: OH

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Patroclus: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Achilles: But don't you hate yourself ?

Patroclus: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Patroclus: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Achilles: Smart, brunette, greek, you-

Patroclus: Your blood type, Achilles.

Achilles: Oh! Red.

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*baby crying from next room*

Zeus: How old's your kid?

Thetis: That's Achilles, he's 27.

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1 artist i listen to these days for each tsoa character

Achilles: MARINA (and the diamonds) & Frank Ocean

Patroclus: Mitski

Briseis: Rina Sawayama

Odysseus: Kate Bush

Diomedes: Beyoncé

Menelaus: London Grammar

Hector: Fiona Apple

Paris: Charli XCX

Agamemnon: The Smiths (just because both him and morrissey are problematic)

Penelope: Agnes Obel

Apollo: Caroline Polachek

Helen: Kali Uchis

Thetis: FKA Twigs (not sure for that one but i wanted to include twigs💀) (but also kinda)

Chiron: Hozier

i can't explain the logic for most of my choices but idk it's just the vibe they give me

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Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

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i think i just doubled my number of posts in 30 minutes

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Achilles: Do you have a date for Valentine's day? Patroclus: Yes, February 14th. Achilles: ...

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Iphigenia's ghost: So what do you guys have planned for Valentine's day? Clytemnestra and Aegisthus: Murder. Iphigenia: That's the spirit.

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Deidameia: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Achilles: Yeah no problem girl. Deidameia, blushing: Well... I love you. Achilles: It back! Deidameia: Achilles:

Patroclus: Why is Deidameia crying face-down on the floor?

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Achilles: Woah Patroclus, you wanna hold my hand when we're not even married? How awfully lewd of you. Patroclus: We literally slept together yesterday. Achilles: It's nothing compared to the lewdness of holding hands.