Well...

Fuuuuuck.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[angelicxi]

          IMAO KEINEN           kacho gafu, 1891

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door

[hoberyn-martell]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[ttv]

Sleepy Kitten

By: @osirisosito

Date: July 2018

More: This cat will be 1 yr old on Nov 15th and his mailbox is open for gifts.

Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

[littleome]

[petiteabeille-doree]

Meeee

[lifeafterthetunnel]

Because woman’s clothing is systematically dysfunctional, so to find a piece of clothing that actually has pocket functionality is a HUGE thing!

[ysl123]

This ☝️

[itsallprimal]

I can not begin to tell the joy that I see when a woman has pockets….. Never did I understand the gender disparagement Men have had for years…

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[bestviralposts]

THE SHIT SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH 😂😂😂

credit:  xiomara

[oldfashionedboots]

me @ myself at Sephora

[clearspit]

me doing asmr

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[deafgaming]

American healthcare system be like

[porterr-robinson]

[sushinfood]

this has no right being as intense as it is

[refurbthecat]

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

[wafflesforthemasses]

The fact that she’s got a cheesy smile on her face makes this 100000% funnier

[cybersupport]

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts