Title: I Was Summoned and the Author is My Worst Roommate
Chicago cop Alex Reyes had one rule: nobody gets to narrate your life.
Then a glowing circle laughed at that rule and yanked him into a world of dragons, magic, and mind-control collars.
The real kicker? The all-powerful "Author" who wrote this place is now living rent-free in his head—snarking every fight, roasting every failed flirt, and turning his every decision into commentary track gold.
“Nice dodge, hero. Shame your footwork looks like a drunk uncle at a wedding.”
Alex wants to strangle the voice. Problem is, the voice literally controls the plot twists.
Teamed up with Veyra—the immortal Crimson Terror, a dragon princess with fire in her veins and centuries of scars—she’s the only one who doesn’t treat him like a walking punchline. Together they’re smashing collars, freeing the chained, and trying to survive a world that keeps trying to kill them… while the Author keeps dialing up the drama for “character growth.”
He didn’t ask to be the protagonist.
He definitely didn’t ask for the world’s most annoying roommate.
But if this story needs a hero… Alex is about to start editing the script—one middle finger at a time.
What to expect: First-person snark-fest, constant Author vs. Alex verbal warfare, slow-burn romance with a fierce dragon partner, collar-breaking action, light progression, meta humor, adult themes, no harem.
LitRPG-lite, zero chill from the narrator, one very fed-up ex-cop.
Here's the link: Royal Road | A03 | Wattpad
