nahh bro

I like rats, bein a problem, and spreading joy and cheer. FNAF is my longterm special interest, I jump between hyperfixations often also

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Bunnoi

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So I just said out loud "I wonder why things keep falling" because I keep finding the lower dolls on the shelf on the floor.

Anyway, as i said that, our three legged cat walked up and headbutted the doll i just picked up, back on to the floor.

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I embedded a sewing needle into my table.

I. Embedded. A. Sewing needle. Into. My. TABLE.

Wtf

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Them: "why are you so bitter"

Me: "well my parents gave me dark chocolate at four years old, and it was all downhill from there"

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This weekend while riding around with a friend his tire blew. Today, less then 48 hours later, my boyfriend left my house to drive himself home, and his tire *ALSO* blew. This is not looking good.

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I need a fighter game with an egypt themed character who uses a hook, whos finishing move is to hook the brain an pull it out through the nose, (correct me if im wrong here) I read that was something they did in the mummification process, because they believed the brain was useless and not worth a canopic jar like other organs.

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My favorite holiday activity is insighting a fight between all of my younger cousins and getting out the way to laugh at them and watch the carnage.

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Boss found out I have a cd player and gave me a whole bunch of cds said he doesnt have a cd player anymore, but he couldn't bear to throw em out, goin through em, and man most are in bad shape, but anyway, theres ALOT of reba and Celine dion... soo anyway

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Watched a show with my bf, dont realy care but ill pay attention bc he likes it thats fine. A few months go by, bf's friend decides i dont care enough about bf's interests and decides to prove it by grilling me on the show.

I gave an overview of the entire show even small plot details and character details, but I didnt remeber any of the characters names, even though I knew the character details an stuff.

All where sufficiently satisfied with my answer, but my friends have started calling "david martinez" as "Daniel marinara" bc I said it wrong

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

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I fuckin love music, bc I close my eyes and its like fireworks with all the pretty colors and beautiful patterns, and none of the scary overwhelming noises. It does the brain good

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I have a thought... I open Tumblr, that thought is now gone. FUCK.

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They asked my to write an essay about an opinion, I am currently writing that essay on my hatred for sharing my own opinions

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Artists rendition of the creature that was terrorizing me last night

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Referring to my diploma and birth certificate as "lore" to make my life seem more interesting

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I think i accidentally convinced my religious roomate that i am a Gay asexual witch, full mad respect to those who are, but i am none of those things and i... its going to be a long fuckin year