Most of us have a gross food at a friendās house while growing up story but mine was sooooo wild. We sat down to dinner, the side dishes were like white rice and broccoli and the main entree was shrimp. Just shrimp. Unseasoned steamed shrimp. Pink. Not a shred of any sort of herb or flavoring on that thang. I do not enjoy shrimp on the best of days but I can tolerate it, I bit into one just to make sure there wasnāt like a clear lemon sauce or something that wasnāt visible but no, this was really and truly completely unseasoned shrimp. This was a predicament. I was in maybe the third grade, I really wanted to make a good impression so I politely asked if there was any cocktail sauce to dip the shrimp in as that was what I was used to doing. Her dad laughed and said no.
I straight up could not make myself eat it. I tried very politely to nibble on the side dishes and I did not place additional shrimp on my plate as to be polite and not waste food but it was fucking surreal. The whole unseasoned meal combination was not human food, it was like a fancy meal for an expensive dog. Her, her parents and her brother are eating it like unseasoned rice, broccoli and shrimp is a completely normal meal. I feel it is important to note that this was occurring in North Carolina so Iām not used to dealing with this, I had never experienced an unseasoned shrimp with no sauce in my 9 or 10 years of life. I also feel it is important to note my friend is biracial, Black mom, white dad. This is not a midwestern Caucasian mom mealtime disaster, this is 100 miles inland from the fucking coast in North Carolina. Shrimp is not a cheap food so itās not like they just couldnāt afford to season the protein. To this day, I still do not understand. Maybe they were health freaks, maybe someone in the household was on a low sodium diet but not a single HERB??? NOTHING????? WHY WERE THEY EATING LIKE THAT???????
My friendās dad mentioned to my dad that I hadnāt eaten at dinner when they walked me home, presumably because he didnāt want my dad to think they had me over for dinner and refused to feed me when I went home starving. My parents taught me to always be polite and gracious and Iād get in trouble for being rude for things I did not completely understand were slights but I knew bonding over food is a big part of the culture in the south so not feeding someone when theyāre at your house and/or not eating when offered is considered rude and bizarre. I waited for them to leave and I was sooooo worried Iād be in trouble but I explained the unseasoned shrimp dilemma to my dad and the look on his face was like š, he was also truly fucking baffled and I was absolved of all guilt.
Iām so glad youāre all perplexed by unseasoned shrimp. I thought maybe I was an insensitive asshole for being so confused by this situation and it wasnāt like I could ask her āIs your entire family terrified of tasting anything?ā Thank you for letting me unburden myself here.
I made a horrible meal the other night. We needed to do some freezer crockpot dinners because of sports. I followed the recipe. IT WAS BEYOND GROSS. I dumped the whole ass thing down the drain. Peope are out there eating that gross ass meal on the regular. I'm sorry that no one in your family can cook
