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DEAR READER
Sade Olutola
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
Three Goblin Art
hello vonnie
Stranger Things
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
d e v o n
#extradirty
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
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@thisbloghasyeeha
Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you
every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes
*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M
what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold
It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
somethin I've noticed
*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M
what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold
while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)
We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.
do you think you could take a vampire?
Do you think you could take a vampire?
Yes
No
In a fight?
Yes
No
Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!
happy anniversary
happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy anniversary peebrains
lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3
The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
question for the ages; you’re getting spit roasted by a werewolf and a Minotaur, who’s in the front and who’s in the back?
ideal werewolf/minotaur spitroast configuration:
werewolf in front, minotaur in back
minotaur in front, werewolf in back
sorry I heard "werewolf/minotaur spitroast" and got so horny i blacked out
let's ask the masses
minotaur in front, werewolf in back:
if the werewolf goes in front he'll knot your mouth and it will make it sore and very hard to pull out. the excess cum will have to find a way out and that's for you to figure out. With the knot in the mouth however, remember the Lightbulb Rule:
this means once its in it's in until it shrinks down a bit. if the minotaur goes in front though, it's definitely a challenge but he can hit the bottom of your esophagus and provides a direct shot for the cum. the only downside of the minotaur in front is the balls may concuss you once or twice.
with a werewolf in back you still get all the fun of the knot without the sore, possibly broken jaw. and because the hole is just a tubular hole with no insets (like teeth) the knot can go in and out several times without too much damage. if it goes in the mouth it's going to dislocate some teeth on the way out.
almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo
#cleaning it italian style
Al Dildè
glasses: ON
cloak and boots: DONNED
earrings: GAY
spells: WHIMSICAL
pendant?
CURSED
cock ring?
ALSO CURSED
that last comment is so fucking revealing as to the actual priorities and worries of people who say 'get therapy' lmao
"therapy isn't about your happiness, it's about making sure you act in a way that i'm comfortable with" is always the implicit content of that comment but it is very impressive to just come out and say it
