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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

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Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

just-shower-thoughts

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

heckshowerthoughts

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

transhumanist-viking-deactivate

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

dontbeanassbutt

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

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doubleca5t

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

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utopicwork

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

wizardshark

hey i think that guy is a goose!!

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travis-t-ehrich

Apostle Sea Caves. Lake Superior, WI.

thisguythatguy2069

This looks straight out of Star Wars

letsmakeitwritee

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

i-dont-use-my-main-anymore

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

insertnerdyjokehere

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

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gothcostco

Some fun facts for your weekend

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We all need a friend like Lester Knoph

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

squidwardhentaicles

I got this joke instantly, whore.

popegoodvibes-returns

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

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foulserpent

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

pervocracy

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with

friendlyfrankenstein

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.