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Do you guys think Ukinami Yuzuha just sics Kamanosuke onto people like she's LTG sicing his moderators onto people. Like she's losing an Argument on Spook Shack and just goes "Kamanosuke find this man's address, remove his balls and lace his food with laxatives for the next three months"
Can a horse dream of the future?
And You got me thinking...
The first appearance or canonical mention of Orologia is Arulumaya (Light)'s fate episodes (as I've been told you know how hard it is to get reading for fate episodes when you have 300 ish unread), because the time dragon mentions how he gives people nudges in the right direction - that includes giving people visions (Like he implied in the event) to people like Arulumaya and Magisa who can see the future
Matikanefukukitaru is also a supposed clairvoyant with a crystal ball who supposedly can see into the future
However the Uma musume collab implies that tracen is in a different world as the horses need to be dragged out by edem and turn out to be dreaming, this is unlike the priconne collab where Landsol is implied to be a large island floating in the sky and priconne's collab with Shadowverse and GBF which implies Djeeta and Luna go a school in Japan like Yuuki, but for some godforsaken reason Arisa isn't allowed to exist and Ames HAS to mention that she isn't real despite Luna being real
I have thusly concluded that Matikanefukukitaru cannot access Orologia's visions and any fortune telling she offers you is no better than anything Patrick Jane can offer you, she's a charlatan horse
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it's 3 AM I need to sleep Brain : Pirate Shun Guzzling Rum like there's no tomorrow Me : Poggers now let me fucking sleep
Still waiting…
hey guys. hey guys guess what.
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Alright hear me out here
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Do you guys think Shatora is team Edward or team Jacob
weird post time
Look, I know I'm probably reaching harder than a lalafell trying to get to the top shelf by saying this but in a way porn artists are like primals, when they "Temper" someone they essentially rub off a bit of themselves onto the people who they "Temper", if the artist you like draws a lot of toddlers with big pps you'll be thinking of babies with big pps
I finally understand nightblogging
Get some of the weirdest thoughts at 2AM, would make for a good FF XIV meme comic but damn I am shit at drawing and can't stop procrastinating BECAUSE I picked up FF XIV
Imagine Kitasan black but as an very dangerous SCP, you could call her: Keter-san black
You know, a good way to commit suicide is to take a bath with Mihono Bourbon. She has Gundam bits and electric cyborg bits making electrocution from her short circuiting killing both you and her. The problems arise when Rice shower sees two of her most favorite people dead, trainer-san AND Mihono Bourbon...
Imagine the necromancy
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HARU URARA
You mustn't fuck Haru Urara, she's a horse to be cherished, not fucked.
If you try to have sex with Haru Urara or Lewd Haru Urara, not only will the Yakuza horse owner Kazuma Kiryu come to your house, beat you up and then anally rape you while singing Dame Da Ne.
The atrocities of your sin will be so great that Tazuna's body will spontaneously combust and splatter all over you and everyone around you, leaving her head floating as seen in the picture posted. Her head will forever float over you for your sins as a taunt for all eternity
Hey guys quick game theory here: Like my previous post suggested Mathew Patrick is a self admitted theater nerd, you know who else is a theater nerd? TM Opera O. Therefore I suggest that Mathew Patrick is secretly a horse
But hey That's just a theory A game theory Thanks for watching
How does a school shooting happen at an all horses high school
Imagine you are Meisho Doto, you're a horse that looks like a holstein. You feel insecure about your "Assets" That being your MASSIVE FUCKING B 99 BREASTS, ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR HEIGHT HOLY SHIT. (Man I'm not helping). You're insecure, lonely and at your fucking limit. Who tf does the headmaster pair you with as your roommate: THE GODDAMN THEATER KID TM OPERA O. . Quick PSA; Theater kids aren't well adjusted to society and normal human being behavior, a lot of them are wierdos one way or another. If you've seen Revue Starlight everyone there is fucking Psychopaths and gay. If you're looking for the real life contributions of theater kids to society you've got Mathew pattrick from the game theorist channel and wilbur soot making hamilton references while ghost writing the dream SMP
Y'all if this continues Meisho Doto will show up to school one day with a goddamn submachine gun and shoot up the school
College:
A place where you learn to handle bob the builder’s finances and say he’s a broke ass bitch who’s 30,500 pounds in debt (No fuck you I’m not writing in the pound sign every damn time
I Bring Harrowing news
Look at Liben’s feet closely, those are crocs. IDK what’s worse. MiHoYo knowing what crocs are and modeling some shoes/flipflops off crocs, or This dude having the balls to wear crocs.
Spoilers for princess connect; re dive
Shinobu’s dad flirting with Eriko is weird as fuck: 1) Sir where is your penis? You’re a floating skull how you gonna fuck? 2) Eriko is like 15 or so, you’re gonna catch a case bro and be shat on by Society for being a child groomer. 3) Your playboy ass would die a million deaths to Eriko for being a playboy
Spoilers for Genshin Impact ahead
Imagine how different Venti’s story quest would have been if the original venti the bard seduced Decarabian
