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does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈
people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!
people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!
Some goon : This word is made up.
Me, an intellectual : As all words are.
Me @ me
reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
how do you know if you're in love???
I honestly asked my friend this same question just hours ago as I was clueless myself but thinking about it now I think it’s when for the first time after what seemed like a dreadful year (or life), you look forward to waking every morning knowing he (let’s use he as it’s me talking) will be there for you. I think it’s just plain seeing him and being happy that’s he’s around. It’s being happy just by hearing his voice. No matter how bad your day is, one message from him would make your entire day. It’s when he makes you want to write long letters and huge poems. It’s not all about “lust”- it’s more of the intimate relationship you have together. It’s when the simplest of things count. It’s when you start to mature and start to plan something with him for the future. It’s when he makes you want to start fixing your life. It’s when he’s always in your head 3 pm or 3 am. It’s when you can’t stop talking or thinking about him. It’s when you just really always miss him even if he’s right beside you. It’s the “I used to like green eyes but now blue eyes are my favorite”. It’s when all love and cheesy stuff just apply for him. It’s when you begin to see nothing but him and you value him like you value yourself. It’s not the “heart pounding, hands sweating” feeling but more of the “I feel home” feeling. It’s more of like talking to yourself- being yourself with someone without worries. It’s when you begin to really trust him with everything and that includes your happiness. It’s when he’s your happiness. It’s when subconsciously you change for the better. It’s when you once again start opening up after a long time. It’s when you are denying it at most cause you are afraid of how strong you feel and last I think while you’re reading this- there’s someone in your head right now and you’re just contemplating whether you’re in love with him or not but hey the fact that he or she is the person (out of billions of people) in your mind while you read this must say a lot.
What do you do when you lose this kind of love?
I broke up with the person I was thinking of while writing this because that’s what you do when you lose this kind of love- you let go and you move on.
You don’t cling onto the person because “two and a half years has been a long time and it’s a waste to end it here”. You end it because you’ve had enough thinking twice whether the person is still worth staying with or not. You let go because you find yourself looking back, comparing and missing the old times than cherishing the present. You let go because you have to stop defending that person and start facing the truth that things have changed. You let go because you let go of anything that upsets you whether it be work, hobby or a person.
And you let go because you have to stop being selfish. There is someone out there wanting to love the person you’re holding onto and they deserve to feel this genuine love from someone and not a pity love from you.
When you lose this kind of love, you move on. You do it because it’s the best choice for you. You move on because you’ve been hurt enough and it’s time to be happy. You move on because you don’t deserve to doubt the love that someone gives you. You move on and whenever you crumble, remind yourself on why you left in the first place.
And you move forward because you won’t find the right person for you while you’re holding onto the wrong one.
This is the realest advice I could have ever read, and everyone deserves to read this.
After reading this advice I broke off a relationship that lasted over a year….now I’m engaged to the love of my life.
i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for
I don’t like small talk either, or immaturity and lack of emotional intimacy
did you ….. read .. the post …..
Small talk is dumb, let’s drink in silence and leave the universe to our intoxicated selves
please read my post please
I FOUND A PICTURE OF JOHN MULANEY IN COLLEGE AND??????? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN DID COCAINE
HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL CHILD??????????
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women
this is why I love her!
Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!
Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara
The true sexual orientations are “sensitive and overcompensating” and “into the weird stuff, but also really lazy”.
Oh great, I’m still Bi.
umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
Chelsea is an always mood
on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!”
big mood
I can’t get over this
me screaming in another plane of existence
HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!
THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD
STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY
I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON
Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S
STOP SUPPORTING HIM
So he saw what happened and he did nothing????
I was about to be really upset but then i absolutely couldnt contain my laughter omg