This Is NOT Serious Business

woah

[jessiesjaded]

[apas-95]

leonardo was the turtle, da vinci was the man

[theendofmemevangelion]

[kvitravvn]

Chainsaw Man

by Hammling

[catchymemes]

[mcnostril]

Nobel prize contender ponders how to solve society's problems.

[weakmoves]

[insomniac-arrest]

Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

[netherworldpost]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[testosteronetwunk]

:(

[drtief]

Hey! Update on this! She's doing MUCH better and I actually saw her live at PAX East this year (2022) - she gave a talk at a panel and answered questions and she was doing great, and she was telling us how she's slowly relearned everything she forgot. Just to alleviate the worries I see in the notes 💖

[testosteronetwunk]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[123iloveyoutoo]

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[123iloveyoutoo]

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

[ministryofsillytalks]

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

[123iloveyoutoo]

hold on i gotta make a post

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[lyingfigure]

period

[lyingfigure]

i have this

[lyingfigure]

this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls

[virginiaisforhaters]

world heritage post 

[red-dead-arthur-morgan]

Charles Smith: *does anything*

Me:

[red-dead-arthur-morgan]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[sailorsally]

I have never seen anyone explain everything that is wrong with "no homo" in such a eloquent AND funny way

[jhscdood]

Just.... just watch the whole thing...

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft