Allison Paige

sup fuckers why do you have my phone fuck you that's why

[thisiswhymomdoesntfckingloveyou]

nobody:

me: pops back onto this tumblr after minimally being on it since I was like 16

[thisiswhymomdoesntfckingloveyou]

okay so like i’m watching love is, and oh my god jessica annoys me the first couple annoys me says “i love you” after like three days. Also I don’t like Mark, because like “I’m gonna freak out after a girl i met on a reality show doesn’t wanna marry me back after a week.” but like jessica is worse cause after saying that to Mark she has the same thing happen to her, and freaks out, but it’s whatever.

[tredlocity]

Frozen 2: Everyone is in Hell

[tredlocity]

Anna: Why can’t I say “fork”?

[rainswhenyouregone]

The complexity of this joke omg I scrolled past it than scrolled back up to rb it

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[wellsoons]

I’m eleven minutes away, so why aren’t you here?

[the-memedaddy]

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[gabriellabolton]

[docorwho]

[daniels-gillies]

You may have been a princess,                   but you will never be a queen.

[waltpixar-blog]

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

This movie is a gem.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

[jackhawksmoor]

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[lonsthedon]

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

[universal-invariants]

[p4radoxes]

Me

[stevenjackie]

[theyorkshirepony]

i too am like a horse:

- sometimes eats too much and gets bellyache

-  melodramatic

- injures self doing stupid things

- made uncomfortable by everything

[myfairjoy]

- scared of irrational things

- doesn’t follow basic directions

- forgets things I’ve been practicing for 17 years

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.