aliyah

im just really tired

[ozempicofficial]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[steadynursewizard]

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[foolsmask]

Just out of college I worked as a bank teller. That job was soul crushing, but this isn't about that.

I had a coworker about my age. Her husband worked in a manufacturing position. He claimed (but never confirmed) his coworkers were undocumented immigrants. He swore that they didn't pay taxes and his wife believed him. I tried explaining to her that a few small companies might be able to get away with paying people under the table, but not a large manufacturing business like the one he worked at. I explained payroll taxes to her and how the company would not grossly underreport the number of employees because the first time they got audited they would be shut down, and this place was a major brand. She refused to believe me that those workers paid any taxes, up until one of them came to our branch to open an account. Then she saw his paystub and was really confused that he had taxes withheld, so I explained how IF this man was undocumented, the system had too much to worry about to chase down one guy cashing a check. She was floored by the revelation.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

The "illegal immigrants are getting benefits and social security" is one of the oldest and most believed lies from the right.

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

[alicewhimzy]

GO FORTH AND SEW THE SEEDS OF CHAOS! FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! 🤡😈

[xiranjayzhao]

I do not believe that anyone who takes "the US has always been a bully, especially to the global south, and if you are only now starting to be ashamed of it then you need to read more into its history" as a personal attack is actually "fighting for things to be better" like they claim, because you need to have an awareness of reality to fight effectively.

If I saw someone say "Canada is a genocidal settler-colonial state and always has been" you're not gonna see me go "NOOOOOO THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE HERE WHO ARE ALSO OPPRESSED AND TRYING TO FIGHT"

I would just agree because it's true. It's neither a personal indictment nor a demand that I leave when I didn't choose to be here. It's just a demand of awareness.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[helenvaughans]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[mariacallous]

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[guerrillatech]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

I love messing with these annoying accounts

[anarcho-smarmyism]

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

[peppermintquartz]