Funny Things™️

Things that made me chuckle

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[laughconfetti]

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[elvenbeard]

June 10th 2077

Happy birthday, V!!

Aahhhh aöskhdfasf I got inspired by a recent character ask where I talked about what a perfect day in Vince's life would look like, and I instanly had the day post-Boat-Drinks in mind. And also recently I revamped my personal hc timeline for Cyberpunk 2077 to incorporate Phantom Liberty into Vince's story and I was like y'know what... the post-Boat-Drinks day would perfectly fit as taking place on V's birthday :3 Spent a decent amount of hours yesterday taking pics (and will publish some of these on their own too cause I love them sm and I had all the feels, and they deserve to shine!) - but for now really wanted to complete this lil rundown in time.

Happy birthday to all the other Vs that celebrate today as well \o/

[mitchipedia]

[neil-gaiman]

And they say the age of heroes is dead.

[prisonhannibal]

they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Things I think Gale would say, for no particular reason, in no particular order

- Shindig

-Well! Time to be hitting the ole' *knees Crack as he stands up and stretches* dusty trail

- The correct phasing is 'whom' not 'whomst', if you don't mind me saying. What? Correct grammar is *always* relevant in my humble opinion, no matter the setting (was correcting a villain mid monologue)

- I'll just be here then, twiddling my thumbs *mimes thumb twiddling and then chuckles at himself*

- HA! Handsome is as handsome does, I suppose. And I do handsome /quite/ well. *strokes his beard and then glances around to see if everyone agrees with him*

- Where there's a Wyll, there's a Wizard, eh? *claps Wyll across the shoulders with a companionable grin*

- I find onions very a-peeling, don't you? *winks, waves onion at you*

- A Wizards best armor is his wit and wisdom! (Got downed three times in the last fight)

- What an absolute bumfuzzle this book is

- Flibbertigibbet

[saywhat-politics]

[tunisian]

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

[beardedmrbean]

reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately. Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years

[mornington-the-crescent]

They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.

They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.

[anotherdayofdrudgery]

[ash-rigby]

"We need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries

[latex-salesman]

[appendingfic]

i love how george has become like the tumblr mascot

[kammilu]

my favorite devil

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[pythice]

firefox users getting Ws just by google being shittier and shittier lmao

[esthermika]

What happened this time?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

youtube is forcing a hardcoded 5 second loading time for videos being played back on firefox for no reason other than it's not chrome

[slipperyweaver]

you can add the following to your personal ublock filters to fix:

www.youtube.com##+js(nano-stb, resolve(1), *, 0.001)

it changes the timer to .001 seconds, effectively removing it

[pythice]

i dont know what you guys are talking about but that may be because i keep my ublocko filters up to date + youtube nonstop extension

[slipperyweaver]

YouTube is creating delays hard coded into the website for non-chrome browsers that don’t exist for any reason but annoying people into using chrome, so some ublock folks found a filter that alters the specific part of the website that changes the delay to make it so short as to be unnoticeable.

to apply the filter, click on the ublock extension, go to my filters, copy/paste the above filter, and update filters and you should be good.

It’s possible that you haven’t seen it yet because YouTube has tended to roll out their anti adblock stuff in waves and unevenly

[nudityandnerdery]

Seems like Google programming their website specifically to fuck with the experience of anyone using a competitor's browser is the sort of thing antitrust lawsuits love to see.

[teamlynda-deactivated20240930]

feel free to answer this privately but. I swear to fuck I remember there being a whole thing about how @reallyndacarter was not, in fact, the real lynda carter, and just managed to convince massive swathes of tumblr that she was. Somehow it seems the act is still up and now im left questinoning if i made that up???

Lynda has confirmed that @reallyndacarter is an official account on her Twitter!

[reallyndacarter]

It's official!

[neil-gaiman]

Of course everyone knows that @reallyndacarter @wilwheaton and @neil-gaiman are just the same 15 year old posting with three different accounts.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[beelzeebub]

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

[andromeda4004]

One whole year - how extraordinary 🥳