blake kathryn
Product Placement
RMH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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shark vs the universe
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Discoholic 🪩
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@thistle-paws
im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.
"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,
I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
on it boss
step 1: mitosis
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...
Everything used (op's list):
All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.
This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:
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you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
"I-- I don't understand! I followed everything it said --"
"Your first mistake was entrusting your work to the hallucination machine." It reached down to pinch the mixture, give it a sniff. "Potassium chloride? What ash is this?"
"Um." The disciple nudged a bucket with their boot.
"Tastes like ... maple. And potatoes. Blech." It wiped its fingertips clean on their robes. It paused, rubbing its tongues against the roof of its mouth. "Damnation, what did you anoint the candles with? Is that ... PAM?"
The disciple whimpered. "It wasn't specified."
"Pfft. Of course not." It sighed, and extended its tri-fingered hand. "Let me see that incantation." Shakily, the parchment was extended, and snatched with irritation. " 'Bene! Ecce incantatio initiorum ...' What the seven hells is this? You didn't even trim the auto response."
"Well, I don't speak Latin..."
The demon snorted. The parchment sailed over its shoulder to a candle and hovered there, alight, then disappeared in a puff of ash and smoke. "Right. Legally I could take at least a limb for this, but hey, you like your limbs, right? Pretty attached to them, you'd say?" The disciple desperately nodded. "Great. So here's what we're gonna do: you're going to write me an essay --"
"What?!" The disciple gasped, paled. "Wait, no, maybe an arm would be okay..."
"-- shut up. You're going to hand-write a 2,000 word essay -- listen, no -- and you're going to write it on the perils of sourcing research from generative AI. You are going to source this in MLA format -- yes the fuck you are --" tired of the protestations, the demon's hand loosely threatened the human's throat, and quickly made its point, "and you will do this and turn it in in two weeks' time, with a proper summoning ritual. And -- and this part is very important, mind you -- you are going to tell all your little demon-summoner buddies that if this ever happens again I will simply eat your fucking souls and be done with it. Do you understand me?"
The disciple nodded again, with wetter pants.
"Good. Fine." The demon roughly patted the student on the head and retreated back to the ruined glyph where it stood expectant, hands on what must have been its hips. "Alright. Banish me and call me up properly in two weeks. Don't make me come looking for you."
"I -- uh -- well, that is to say, I don't... um."
The demon's shoulders dropped. "You don't know how to banish."
"I don't know how to banish, no."
The demon let loose a series of deep, frustrated grumbles that had some resemblance to speech, enunciated with emphatic gestures, and gave the vague impression of a dinner getting cold. "Get a pen."
"What? Oh, I --"
"G̸̨̙̠͎̯̯̟͕̜͍͌̓͋̍̂̏͌Ē̵̦̯̪̻̼̂͛T̷̨̺̜̠͖̻̮̪͎̖̗̱͇̄͒͑̐̈́̿̏̒̋̆̿͂̓́͘ ̸̧͍̻̗̽̓̃Ā̸͈̰̏̄̾̑́̾̑ ̴̪̰̆̏̐͗̐͝ P̴͔̗͇̯͈̣͊̅̀͒͂͘Ę̴̤̌̒̈́̈́͂̈̓̂͌͒̈́̚͝N̴̡̧̞̯̖͉̯̼͍͉̹̲͉͍̅̇̓̈́̓͗̽̈́̚͜.̸̹͕̠͎̘͆͊͒͋̓̒̈̅͗"
#writing prompt #flash fiction #my writing #NO ai used #you can pry the em dash from my cold dead hands we had it first tags from above post that deserved to be shared ✨
"Good. Fine." The demon roughly patted the student on the head and retreated back to the ruined glyph where it stood expectant, hands on what must have been its hips.
dragons
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how concerned is your oc about their health? do they need to get almost everything checked out by a professional or are they the type to have their arm ripped off and go "I'm sure it's fine"?
this is an awesome question
my characters live in a vaguely fantasy earth. not modern times, the healthcare available vastly varies depending on who and where you are
aeon physically cannot get sick or hurt enough to have to seek professional help. it’s kind of shocking to him to see someone feeling unwell and when faced with caring for someone even mildly under the weather he will be at a loss
aster gets stressed easily but approaches the topic rationally. she knows what problems she can handle and when it’s necessary to look for help.
ivan hates sickness, he hates injury. he’ll freak out and stress over small wounds or mild sickness. which is ironic considering how and why he dies
tansy has an incredibly light-hearted approach to most things in life which extends to her health. and other people’s health. i mean she fakes being a medic for a hot second. she dismisses any problems without a second thought
