疲れたね…

２１ • ｕｓａ

[miapcain]

cooking mama i am willing to be the subject of your post divorce experimentation with bisexuality please contact me

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DXJdZqsjBPY/

[noirlac]

[milkandvoid]

[thememedaddy]

[violentoffender]

[treecitysessions]

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[nociceptrix]

[disgustinggf]

[sandmandaddy69]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.

[beardedmrbean]

[xoxobaphomet]

By Lizbeth Schreier

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[ndreblogs]

Presenting: the minimalist Nativity scene i made for my friend out of pngs off adam and eve dot com.