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If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself
Emily Wilson you’re goated
She absolutely destroyed Nolan in this review O_O
"Without a tub of wax for my ears – which Himesh Patel’s ever anxious Eurylochus, Odysseus’s doomed right-hand man, uses to sail safely past the Sirens – I was exposed to the full din of thumping sticks, staffs, swords and clashing armour, thunderbolts, crashing waves, grunts, screams, toppling palaces and burning temples. But unlike Matt Damon, the wax-free Odysseus who is tied to the mast as he is conveyed past the Sirens (naked ladies reclining on some uncomfortable-looking rocks), I gazed at the shipwrecks and bloodbaths without any agony of emotion."
and
"There are more female characters than in most Nolan movies, thanks to the source material. But none of them has much to say, in contrast to the characterisations in the poem."
Well, that tracks for a Nolan film -
"The couple have no chemistry and nothing in common. Throughout his wanderings, the uxorious Odysseus clings to a little doll figure, intended to represent his wife (like the spinning top clutched by Leonardo di Caprio in Inception); the real woman is barely more interesting."
Yikes -
"If you’re not going to compose a script in Homeric Greek, or even in metrical English verse, you might as well use something like conversational American English. But writing dialogue is not one of Nolan’s talents. The language is relentlessly expository, humourless and flat."
The lines she calls out in this section will probably make a least a couple of my friends laugh incredulously -
"I was humbled to learn that Nolan has read at least the first line of my translation of The Odyssey into iambic pentameter. In at least one interview, he cited my version of the first line of the poem: ‘Tell me about a complicated man.’ But I would be ashamed to have written any part of this script."
....oh my GOD, EMILY -
"The most troubling ethical problem with Nolan’s Odyssey concerns the decision to film part of the movie in the occupied territory of Western Sahara, thus normalising the ongoing violence against the indigenous Sahrawi people. It is particularly galling that Nolan used this land simply as a visually striking backdrop for a film that centres, aggrandises and redeems the hero of a territorial war on account of his belated and partial acknowledgment of his own guilt."
And deepest respect that she didn't fail to mention the film's colonialism in production. You can tell she added the very last paragraph saying "'thanks for maybe getting people interested in classics" only because an editor begged her to say something - anything - nice about the movie.
Sergei Chudanov (Russian b.1987), The Sweetness of Doing Nothing, 2022, Oil on canvas
Lesson #20 how far can humans see? pt. 2
*2.5 MILLION!!!!! light years away I forgot a lot of zeros sorry people
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Oh my god. I saw this trailer in theaters and assumed “the only night single people are allowed to have sex” and the “least romantic day of the year” was facetiously referring to being single on valentines day. Not like. The purge but for sex.
Hey, listen, the way to deal with internet companies is to tap into your inner grandma (I do not care how old you are or what your gender is):
1. Ask very politely for a phone number. DO NOT discuss billing over chat. Chat records everything, and, while phone does too, agents have more agency over the phone.
2. Be EXTREMELY polite and nice. Thank the agent constantly for their help, tell them you really appreciate them, apologize for being difficult.
2. MAINTAIN politeness and tone. Do not get frustrated. If you get frustrated, their Customer Service (tm) mask will snap on and you’ll be fucked.
3. Hem and haw on higher prices, saying you can’t afford that and things have been really expensive lately. Ask for lower price tiers or non-unlimited plans. For the love of god, do not show interest in adding anything (phone lines, more speed, ect.)
4. If they can’t match your last years’ price within $5, thank them profusely for trying but say you’ll look into other providers but that you really appreciate the time they spent with you.
5. Call back and get a new agent and repeat, but take breaks so you don’t get frustrated.
Source: I have been paying $25-$35/mo for unlimited internet from 2020-2026. I just got my plan for this year reduced to $30/mo and it took 20 minutes. I have also worked for many years in customer service. Be their best customer of the day. It works.
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i feel like a lot of people see it as a flaw in storytelling when an actor's personality bleeds into or eclipses the typical characterization of their character but personally i think one of the funniest things abt taako adventurezone is that he is sometimes temporarily possessed by a deeply socially anxious nearing middle aged suburban father . its a core component of the character that i feel cannot be ignored
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i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.
one-sided antagonism is so delicious. murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin / to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him / and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)
Gurathin, like three books from now: hey we’re friends right
Murderbot: no. we fucking hate each other.
Gurathin: awesome check this out it’s gonna make you so fucking mad
MB: I don’t like you
Gurathin, knowing MB calls its best friend “asshole research transport”: Uh-huh.
You don't even know what people are like before they abstract! They are not pleasant to be around.