Card-carrying problematic lesbo

Thorne | 20 | she/xe media literacy saves lives! Hedwig and The Angry Inch smut plug and all-around womanliker freak

[thornodyssey]

into the rose bushes!

Hi hi hello sweetest darlings! Welcome! :3

I'm Thorne, I'm 20, I use she/xe! I'm a lesbian hyperfemme genderweird drag queen college student studying theatre with big dreams and a freak mind. I write, I draw, I talk and talk and talk, and would love it if you talk to me back! DMs, asks, and wordy hashtag reblogs are my love languages.

I post suggestive and NSFW stuff occasionally, which I usually tag responsibly! This is to be expected, as I am into adult content and I am a smut writer. Just be aware of that in terms of your own comfortability interacting with my blog.

I'm currently into: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Jinx Monsoon (and drag in general), The Amazing Digital Circus, Oscar at the Crown, Dropout/Dimension 20, and whatever movie, show, video essay, or game I've chomped on recently. (List is subject to change!)

My AO3 (NSFW as fuck! Please read tags, interact at your own comfortability!) COMBAT BABY! - Hedwig/Yitzhak, Explicit, 5k words Lovely Maiden Liberty - Hedwig/Yitzhak (and Krystal), Explicit, 8k words

Hope to see you around! :DDD

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[dogpuppy]

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[thembo93]

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[charl0ttan]

i need to drop 60 pounds so im not spending a pharaohs fortune at the lesbian bar. but then again i need to support the lesbian bar. i need to gain 60 pounds👍

[despazito]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[bruzum]

[paperstorm]

Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢

I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.

Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)

You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.

[loveridden1999]

realest ever

[xanaxfarts]

Masa-San: ‘Green Love Letter’ (1989) Location: Fujino, Kanagawa, Japan

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]