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Mi-seon is all of us

But as you’re leaving soon, please do me this favour- Take care. Don’t get hurt. Live a good life. Don’t forget us. If you get exposed, don’t you dare give them away my name.

Your name will be the first one I disclose, mark my words.

chocnat

So I just finished Crash Landing On You and I can’t help but think of Captain Ri’s Company Five as a family. Without further ado, let me present to you…Company Five + Se-Ri Family! First off..

1. Captain Ri Jeong Hyeok, the patriarch.

Protects everyone at all cost. Tough on the outside but very soft on the inside when it comes to the mother goose. Has good communication skills. Would spend time with his sons but would dedicate more time with his wife. His sons will understand. They’re happy to see their parents happy.

2. Yoon Se-ri, the mother goose

She’s the Boss Lady™. Of course she would be because she loves spoiling her husband and children. “Here’s my card. Now, get out there and shop!” She loves her children as much as she loves her husband.

3. Geum Eun Dong, the youngest

Do I have to explain???? He deserves all the head pats. 🥺

4. Park Gwang Beom, the second child

I was debating whether he’s the middle or the eldest child but I resorted on making him the second child who sits in the middle of everything and observes. He’s also the youngest son’s emotional support brother. Probably the single, active brain cell within the siblings. Also Lee Shin Young is so cute I wanna die.

5. Kim Ju-Meok, the eldest

He’s the brother who was an only child for a long period before Gwang Beom showed up. Oh, and he also have the active brain cell. That makes it two brain cells.

Now, you ask me where Master Sergeant Pyo is in this dynamic?

6. Pyo Chi-Su, the patriarch’s brother

He’s the grumpy, older brother of the patriarch. He sometimes babysit the brothers when mom and dad are away (aka risking their lives for each other or going out on a date in Switzerland because they boujie). He’s a cool uncle sometimes.

I now can’t recover from this series. I might need therapy to move on.

yayoroses

iconic!

thefoxconfessor

megcanic

this is the plot to mama mia

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

damianwaynerocks

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

explorerrowan

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

kitt-the-werefox

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

fefeman

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

silverscreenx

Bat-option papers

phantoms-lair

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

damianwaynerocks

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

coffeebuddha

@absentlyabbie

animate-mush

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

damianwaynerocks

excellent addition

whetstonefires

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?