here’s looking at you kid

mira // 24 // she/her

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[dw]

love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

[mattressblowoutsale]

Tap Card (L.A) / Clipper Card (Bay Area) / Ventra Card (Chicago) / MetroCard (NYC)

[csny]

Orca Card (Seattle / Puget Sound region)

[hypokeimena]

CharlieCard (Boston), SmarTrip Card (DC), Compass Card (Vancouver), Presto Card (Toronto)

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Suica and Pasmo cards (greater Tokyo area, almost nationwide usability?)

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just got off the phone with hello kitty—yeah it's actually kinda crazy—says she's been really into knives and xanax lately—yeah i know it's pretty wild, right???

[ithk]

You have bejeweled me body and soul

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[transgenderization]

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley

[loveridden1999]

baby this breakdown is not even livebloggable

[castratedvader]

stop telling people on here they need to romanticize even worse things. hasnt the gentrification of cannibalism been enough insufferable. do you want them to come for all we sickos have left.

[memorycycle]

this app feels like a big groupchat now

[melynnwaters]

hey we ran out of toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom could you bring some when you come home

[memorycycle]

i got the thin and papery kind because its cheaper is that ok

[melynnwaters]

*the objects in my bedroom start melting from my latent pyrokinesis* yeah thats okay.

[armandgender]

yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

[nonaferatu]

Something deeply painful is the fact that seasons, especially fall, dont feel the same. Not because of individual maturity but because climate change has impacted the weather patterns so so so much that we cant even experience the same annual shifts that our ancestors have for centuries

I feel displaced, i yearn for the spring, summer, fall, and winter that i can barely remember experiencing

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

To make things worse, if you’re under 50-60 years old, you can’t even remember what normal seasons were like because you weren’t alive to experience them

In the graph above, you can see how there’s a clear tipping point in the late 1970′s, which is when global temperatures first began to really skyrocket.

I was born in 1997, so about 20 years after this shift occurred. There is an immense difference between the climate now and the climate I remember growing up in, but the way I experienced the seasons in my childhood was already fundamentally different from what the seasons were supposed to be like! My parents were pretty much the last generation to experience a normal climate, and that’s just... incredibly sad

[handglownglassbone]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

[sweatermuppet]

oh cool it's decemeber! *grieves & grieves & grieves & grieves &*

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race