Thotism

Fox•30•he/him thots and carebears

[fruffles-art]

Who up puppeting they history

Hi 2 other puppet history fans

[wearewatcher]

May 16th! Sweet 16! Never forget! Let’s all wish a very happy milestone birthday to Mr. Shane Madej, may your 40’s be your weirdest and most wonderful-est decade yet! ✨🎂🎉🎊🎁🥳🎈✨

[wearewatcher]

““If you grew to my height I’d probably kill you.””

— – Shane to Ryan, just now

[wearewatcher]

sounds fake but ok

[thotismo]

Me: *sees 'Shane' post on tumblr*

Me:

[rylandgraces]

I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.

Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedediah Smith and Gaius Octavius in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy

[hearjessroar]

NOT ANTHONY STEWART HEAD

[thotismo]

Jess I swear to sweet baby Jesus if this is how I learn

[thotismo]

[hearjessroar]

NOT ANTHONY STEWART HEAD

[thotismo]

Jess I swear to sweet baby Jesus if this is how I learn

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[sunchildsatoru]

alternative title dnp experience the queer joy of third wheeling dnp

[sunchildsatoru]

[pseudophan]

💔 when your boyfriend of 16 years tells you he thought you maybe moved in together too fast 💔

[akcigeratardamari]

…fell down some stairs.

who up derjing they fight club .. just me? ok.

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[plutoceanic]

Just messed around tbh

[dragonclawz2007]

These are the dumbest photos of him I've found so far 😭