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Tumblr Folk Tales Update

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Tumblr Folk Tales

Okay so all the entries I’ve found have been sorted! Finally… Now the hard work of formatting this into something usable begins. If you ha

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[sircantus]

Sighhhh i keep being kept awake by. this.

Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Phil’s right hand men but he’s never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Phil’s biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family

but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.

Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because he’s under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesn’t want to confront all that but also, he’s hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED he’s still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe

he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and he’s so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions

[sircantus]

Also also techno in the aftermath being known as the favorite child because of how fiercely protective sbi become of him after getting him back home. They refuse to ever lose him like that ever again so every threat towards him is taken down with a little too much force perhaps. All of their allies technically know the reason why Techno is so favored now but it’s not something anyone should say out loud. Phil does not like being reminded of that stupid mistake he made.

[sircantus]

Technos comeback be crazyyy he went from being the favorite employee to Employee Of The Month (wilbur probably made a stupid certificate at some point for shits and giggles) to FIRED and DISOWNED (jail) to dearly missed (presumed dead) and then to Favorite Child (doted on due to not actually being dead)

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[puncertainty]

they did heelys in space…

[lethroe]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[monsterritory]

It's evolving

[minart-was-taken]

On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.

[thefigureinthecorner]

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[paintedeycel]

I miss my horrorkiller

Next part

[zero-is-nebulous]

dude im so locked in idk how i do it. go my rarepair yaoi

[paintedeycel]

Hay que luchar 🤺🏳️‍🌈

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

(Para quienes conocen el meme original; sí, tuve que cambiar el diálogo, no quiero que nadie se ofenda, lmao)

[calciumdreams]

day 24: revenge

best person you know

[calciumdreams]

day 5 & 6 - dress up and friends!

[avant-garde-au]

🌟 They go out gambling together often

[mizsauuce]

BRUH!!! WATTHE HECK! yes i spent around 2.4k on the cross plushie. its my first time actually buying on makeship or any shopping website, DAMN THE SHIPPING PRICES ARE INSANE.??

[l3mchk]

fresh drawn in some side character's poses/panels in jjk