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@threecheesepastaho
when ur family asks u where youâve been all day
i saw an opportunity and i took it
a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying âyouâll be having a furry classmate this semesterâ and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you canât sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesnât need food as long thereâs sun, so you donât worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Wonât flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, itâs calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
Heâs too freaking strong
up for hugs
Heâs one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
goingtopshelf:
punchbuggydragon:
breelandwalker:
irontargaryen:
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off peopleâs Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once youâve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, itâs not like you need to âmakeâ money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And donât worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because youâll be able to write off several millionsâ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.Â
Another post sent to us by god himself
shut up you purple scrotum
i need both of these now
the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for âpromoting gangster attitudesâ: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with âshehuirenâ (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because itâs funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now sheâs a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.
this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed
Why am i laughing so hard?
i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv wasâŠ. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?
cursed image
this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time
Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.
THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.
what the hell is going on in this country?!
Well damn
Shit has been bad for a while
Right so this lady was smart, if youâre ever in a sedan-style trunk thereâs a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. Itâs the law just like headlights and seatbelts.
if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk
if you canât find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. Itâs probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it
Reblog to save a lifeâŠ.
I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.
Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.
Reblog to save a life
Damn right Iâm reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.
Itâs so bad that all I can think of is street smartsâŠ
Ok Iâm losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. Iâm just sitting here at the park and thereâs a group of little girls near me. They decided to play âDisney Princessesâ and this one girl who probably thinks sheâs the âleaderâ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa⊠So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like âWhy am I Mulan? Sheâs not a princessâ. The leader says in a nasty tone âYeah but you have small eyes like herâ. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: âThen I think you should be one of Cinderellaâs sistersâ. The leader tilts her head and goes âWhy?â, so my little heroine goes âbecause youâre ugly like themâ
mulan is definitely a princess and you canât tell me otherwise