Have you ever just wanted to grab someone by the shoulders and shake the shit out of them until they stop being stupid and completely self-destructive and just all-around idiotic? Because thatās about where I am right now to so many people.
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Have you ever just wanted to grab someone by the shoulders and shake the shit out of them until they stop being stupid and completely self-destructive and just all-around idiotic? Because thatās about where I am right now to so many people.
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because itās written in English
moi: pourquoi vous dƩtruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah Ƨa c'est bien
ich: warum zerstƶrt ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af þvà að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumÔl sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit à þessu. ég skil.
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minƤ: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tƤƤl on ihmisiƤ joitten mielestƤ englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten tƤytyy puhua
minƤ: toi on reilua, ymmƤrrƤn
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me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ikāt
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
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ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tĆ“i: tįŗ”i sao cĆ”c ngʰį»i hį»§y diį»t trĆ”i Äįŗ„t!!! ngʰį»i ngoĆ i hĆ nh tinh: bį»i vƬ có ngʰį»i nghÄ© rįŗ±ng tiįŗæng Anh lĆ thứ tiįŗæng duy nhįŗ„t mĆ hį» cįŗ§n biįŗæt tĆ“i: į» thįŗæ thƬ tĆ“i hiį»u
Eu: Por que vocĆŖs estĆ£o destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque hĆ” pessoas que pensam que o inglĆŖs Ć© a Ćŗnica lĆngua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso Ć© justo, eu entendo.
jag: varfƶr fƶrintar ni jorden!!!
utomjordingar: fƶr det finns folk som tror att engelska Ƥr det Ƥnda sprƄket de behƶver kunna
jag: rimligt, jag fƶrstƄr
JĆ”: ProÄ niÄĆte Zemi?
MimozemŔńani: Protože tu jsou lidĆ©, kteÅĆ si myslĆ, že angliÄtina je jediný jazyk, který potÅebujĆ znĆ”t
JƔ: To je fƩr, to chƔpu.
ja: dlaczego niszczycie ZiemiÄ?
kosmici: ponieważ sÄ ludzie, którzy myÅlÄ , że angielski to jedyny jÄzyk, którego potrzebujÄ
ja: rozumiem, w porzÄ dku
io: perchĆØ state distruggendo la terra!!!
alieni: perchĆØ ci sono delle persone che credono che lāinglese sia lāunica lingua di cui hanno bisogno
io: capisco, mi sembra giusto
Yo: porquƩ estƔs destruyendo la tierra!?!?
Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.
Yo: te entiendo, es justo.
ŠÆ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń Š²Ń ŃŠ½ŠøŃŃŠ¾Š¶Š°ŠµŃе ŠŠµŠ¼Š»Ń?!?! ŠŠ½Š¾ŠæŠ»Š°Š½ŠµŃŃŠ½Šµ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾ еŃŃŃ Š»ŃŠ“Šø, ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ¾ŃŃŠµ ŃŃŠøŃвŃŃ, ŃŃŠ¾ им Š½Ńжно Š½Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠøŃŃ ŃŠ¾Š»Ńко по-Š°Š½Š³Š»ŠøŠ¹ŃŠŗŠø. ŠÆ: Š, Š½Ń ŠæŠ¾Š½ŃŃŠ½Š¾, ŃŠ¾Š³Š“а лаГно!
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A post about romantic relationships
so Iāve been in a relationship for 5 years now. And I see a lot of posts about how people think relationships mean having butterflies forever, your heart beating faster when they walk into a room, about cuddling together every night, legs intertwined, that youād be so happy to live together youād sleep on a double bed with each other every night.
And its not really like that, at least not to me.
You stop getting the butterflies when you live together. Your heart no longer speeds up when you see them, but instead, everything calms down. When youre in the room with them, you feel calm, and secure. When you cuddle them you feel your heart beat slow, and the sound of their breathing carry you towards comfort. It doesnt feel like a roller coaster anymore, it feels like home.
You donāt sleep curled up with each other every night, legs twisted between theirs so tight its hard to tell where yours begin and theirs end.
Instead, you sleep comfortably, side by side, sometimes facing different directions. But every night, you find yourself scooting backwards on the bed so you bump into them. You snuggle against their arm, or stroke their hair as they fall asleep. There are nights when my boyfriend, in his sleep, reaches around me and pulls me to him, like a child with his teddybear, like I am his comfort.
Ā In the wee hours of the morning before the dawn breaks, when the world is blue and you see through cracked eyes, you curl into their chest and inhale their scent before drifting back to sleep.Ā
Kisses arenāt always romantic and firey anymore. But there are so much more of them now. There are cold kisses when youāre eating ice cream in the summer, and sticky kisses over breakfast pancakes. ThereāsĀ āim leaving nowā kisses, andĀ āone more kiss before you goā kisses. Thereās sleepy morning kisses before work, when you donāt remember the alarm going off but instead the press of their lips against yours is what brings you into the day.
Thereās kisses before sleep, and, you are so sweet with the things you do kisses. Thereās kisses because you treat animals so tenderly, and Iām so glad iām with you and not someone else kisses. Thereās quick kisses in the aisles of the grocery store, when its loud and you gravitate together, when instead of having your own personal space and their own personal space, its both of yours together, and you step into their chest to take up less area together.Ā
You donāt always text each other with confessions of love and care like you used to, because thatās a given now, and youāve moved on to quirky inside jokes about the life youve built together. You share looks of exasperation and amusement in public, your own little world against the outside one.Ā
Relationships arenāt always a fairy tale. Theyāre not always fireworks and sparks, at least, after the start.
But they are a quiet rhythm and hum of love and care. Itās not a fire in your soul, but one in your hearth, keeping you warm and comfortable, comforting you as you drowsily drift into sleep.
And I love that.
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Another long distance lesbian couple
Someoneās single.Ā
People act like itās easy to be a lesbian who wants a relationship to begin with, especially when it comes to finding someone that is compatible with you and lives within an hour or two. Straight people can walk down the street and find someone who is also straight and possibly compatible with them. Maybe yāall live in populated lesbian areas, but I would put $100 down on them all having already been together. Lesbians donāt seek out long distance relationships, sometimes that just literally the only option we have to be with someone who actually gives a shit about us.
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Cat person right there.Ā
Look at that tiny rectangle.
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š the cat is like, āaight brah, we met.ā
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