Thunder Cats, Ho!

Random reblogs have never been so random.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

[bigbardafree]

#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[space-for-brains]

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

[fuckyeahfreeimmortal]

[sirduke]

THAT’S THE ONE

[essekknits]

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

[frogandtoadpdf]

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[thedgeofsleep]

$500,000 raised in 24 hours!  so proud of mark and this community!

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades

[thetyrannosaur]

they’re getting blown up live by people with handles like ‘eileen’ and ‘lovemykids72’

[roughkiss]

That is so incredible. Thank you for this news.

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[sixpenceee]

Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

[luvnaught]

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

[terribleteej]

Whales are scary fast!

[thelonelywhale]

Look at this little baby go!

[bunjywunjy]

Humpback whales look all slow and majestic riiight up to the point where they decide they need to be somewhere else like, immediately

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an article that interveiwed a National Geographic photographer and he said the most terrifying shoot for him was one where they were getting pictures of humpbacks feeding on schools of fish.

“Its the size and speed of a freight train and you’d never know if one was coming at you becuase underwater they don’t make a damn sound.”

[viekastv]

[milkteasympathy]

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

[currentuser]

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.  Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

[youmightbeamisogynist]

Personally reblogging because the drawer idea is genius. Generally reblogging because I can’t count the number of people I’ve tied a tie for or walked through their first load of laundry from hamper to drawer. 

[dragonwolfcrane]

Reblogging for that last tie knot that looks super cool

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[radioactive-tempest]

[thundercatsstoleourtransformers]

Holy fuck what

[fairyling]

it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

[fairyling]

i encourage you all to reblog this

[fairyling]

#i think thats because some bi women insist on calling their het relationships queer #no one likes thats

did u know it’s free to shut the fuck up? bi women can call their “het” relationships whatever the fuck they want bc they are still bi regardless of who they’re dating ohmygod like why do you all love being biphobic?

[klunkyboots]

Hey, guess what? Having a queer person in a relationship makes it a queer relationship. Fuck off with your exclusionary bullshit.

[smooththegoofyshark]

:0?

:-D

[simonmars]

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

[smooththegoofyshark]

I’D TAG YOU PEOPLE BUT HONESTLY ALL MY MUTUALS

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[brainbubblegum]

There’s this new anime out now called Gaikotsu Shotenin Honda-san, and it’s about an anxious skeleton who works at a comic book store. Predictably, I love it.

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

Some ideas for bad things that are white/light:

lightning, very hot fire

snow storms, ice, frost on crops

some types of fungus/mold

corpses, ghosts, bones, a diseased person

clothing, skin tone, hair, etc. of a bad person

fur, teeth, eyes of an attacking animal/monster

bleached out deserts, dead trees, lifeless places

poison

Some ideas for good things that are black/dark:

rich earth/soil

chocolate, truffles, wine, cooked meat

friendly animals/pets/creatures

a character’s favorite vehicle, technology, coat, etc.

a pleasant night

hair, skin tone, clothing, etc. of a good person

undisturbed water of a lake

the case/container of something important

valued wood, furniture, art

velvet

Think to burn, to infect, to bleach vs. to enrich, to protect, to be of substance.

[noseforahtwo]

*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*

the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural

[attractthecrows]

“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”

[sea-anon]

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

[spoopyacidfairy-moved]

Ngl, all the people in the notes saying “this goes for _____ too!!!” are really getting on my nerves. This post is about MEN in relationships with WOMEN. If you want to talk about abuse in other kinds of relationships, make your own damn post. This isn’t about you, it’s about protecting boys from abusive girls. It’s hardly ever talked about, so we don’t need your “not all women” and “this applies to everyone” bullshit. Stay in your fucking lane.

[sea-anon]

Thank you. It does happen in all kinds of relationships but I made this post for boys in relationships with girls because my brother had to move schools because his ex-girlfriend threatened to kill him if he left her. We need to teach boys who like girls that they’re just as vulnerable as the rest of us and they need to be careful

[haeshungael]

[princesstigerbelle]

WHAT A JERK

[aplpaca]

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

[aplpaca]

These

are more genetically compatible than These

and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues