how did you get here, again?

Might kind of seem like a bot, but I promise I'm just really awkward. Call me Koi, Quinten, Oso, however you like (also nickname me I love nicknames). He/him. Full to the brim with social anxieties. I just kind of like nice people so please don't be a dick? I reblog stuff, sometimes NSFW. Self ship blog is @coldandclosetogether

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[little-orphan-ant]

@resident-dumb-fuck

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[anarchopuppy]

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]

[bajoop-sheeb]

Meditation by Yoong Bae

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Aphrodite’s Cock Post (It Wards Off Evil Spirits)

[partypronoun]

ideologically i agree with the principle of “not starting or engaging in petty drama or discourse” but whenever i see someone else online say they hate petty drama and discourse im always like. Well ok do you actually mean that in a normal way or are you the kind of person who sees real world conflicts that cause tangible harm as “discourse” solely because you’re not affected by it. yknow. because i see that second thing too often

[angelasscribbles]

ADHD Things: Symptoms and Masking

[angelasscribbles]

[assdevourer]

ya’ll support nonbinary people right up until they use any label other than “nonbinary” or any pronouns other than “they/them” lol

[assdevourer]

xe/xem fae/fem etc pronouns and xenogenders are not a threat or an insult to anybody, i promise.

[jaspertheshark]

see also: nb people are allowed to use she/her and he/him and theyre all still nonbinary and not hurting anyone

[killrockstar]

i need to get more masc so i can present feminine

[theotherendcomics]

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

i love this image sooooososososo much

[gummywurm-gaming]

[mevil]

[theconcealedweapon]

[ameliafromafairytale]

“If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works. Welcome to Night Vale.”

Intro to WTNV episode 105, “what happened at the Smithwick house”

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[ruffboi-mags]

it was very optimistic to think they’d be wearing a hazmat suit