idk stuff

ffffffffffff

[solarpire]

Kaiden/Ashley in ME2 when they find out you’re working for Cerberus: Shepard, how could you! They’re awful!

Me, Very fed up with the illusive man:

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[hyper-tiny-plant-daddy]

Reblog to edge me

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[katiknitt]

I'm always afraid people think this secretly about me, but some strangers are bold enough to say it out loud

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[cilantrhoes]

[sovietnam]

[headspace-hotel]

read one time that bonobos and humans are the only animals that mate face to face, which is false and the writer must have used an unnecessarily restrictive definition of "animals," because millipedes also mate face to face

How do I know this? well i turned over some leaves one time and mistakenly exposed a millipede couple in the throes of passion. was worried at first that they were eating each other or something but I looked it up and thats how they have sex

[organical-mechanical]

oh my god???

no one told me that millipede sex is cute??

[radwolf76]

@bedupolker

[bedupolker]

Lobsters and crawfish do too 😃

The primary difference, scientifically speaking, is that while millipedes make love, crawfish FUCK

[ladyofspoons]

bug sex hall of fame

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[kairenn-n]

Bront redemption arc

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[hollowedskin]

I'm in tears... The bawawa...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

[socialistexan]

[baldurs-writers-3]

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[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice