the worst trope is when a woman kills someone and keeps hitting or stabbing the body and then somebody else stops her and tries to calm her down like. let her continue.
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the worst trope is when a woman kills someone and keeps hitting or stabbing the body and then somebody else stops her and tries to calm her down like. let her continue.
"Eat Cops"
Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana
its always “you murdered your husband for his fortune and his land” and “you’re a monster” and never “your black silk mourning gown looks nice” or “was the poisoning fun it looked like fun”
A Spanish bus company just unveiled their new mascot.
His name is...
La Bussi.
Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.
not for long
#denied
"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade
you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else
This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job
[phone rings at any time of day]
me: what maniac would call me right now
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”
It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.
I love Les Miserables. The way they just [clenches flag in fist] [falls out window]
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??