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what's the difference between a sexy crab and a dusty old bust stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

[hawfstuff]

[ovid]

Love Wins! I Am Sleeping With Your Wife

[henstomper]

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

[paleo-mammalia]

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

[smeasel]

[tonyzaret]

You think you had a bad day cause you broke your leg? I was LITERALLY exposed to some of the most TOXIC fandom discourse in the ENTIRE Scooby Doo community so pardon me if I don’t shed a tear for your precious femur

[badassdemonsword]

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

[horrorofthebeast]

[y0ungd0ve]

[airframeextender]

*dips very large grilled cheese in this*

[memewhore]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

went to get food today

[fuks]

[todaysbird]

funny they call it the early bird special. when all birds are special even if they are late

[favoritelatina]

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

[hoganmary26]

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

[neyhaz]

[grox]

You only hate me cause I keep snatching you in my talons and throwing you off mountaintops

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[fagflint]

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

[iiasha-archived]

this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me

[wolg-fang]

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED