you were not born with venom in your veins

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[evilsorcery]

[juno-infernal]

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

[mylittleredgirl]

some asshole: tries to control his wife by withholding bath snacks

op's husband:

[redlipstickresurrected]

Alice Brasser (Dutch, b. 1965, Alkmaar, Netherlands) - Swim, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Perspex on Wood

[bunnyswritings]

Unconventional meet cute prompts

A power outage traps two strangers in an elevator together.

A accidentally sends a text meant for their ex to a wrong number, and the recipient, B responds.

Two people both reach for the same book at a bookstore, striking up a conversation about their shared interests.

One person accidentally spills coffee on another while rushing to catch a train, leading to an unexpected conversation.

Two acquaintances from high school years ago end up sitting next to each other at a wedding reception and bond over their mutual dislike of weddings.

Two people both end up waiting for the same delayed flight and strike up a conversation to pass the time; it turns out that they are also plane seat mates.

[tahosatabi-deactivated20250215]

Wizard husbands flirting

[pleasantsaladnerd]

<3

[coraclavia]

is this fic self-indulgent? yes. but what you're failing to consider is that I can write whatever I want so it's fine

[mollywauk]

Essek learns Zemnian secretly for Caleb and was planning to use it to confess his love but instead Caleb gets hurt and Essek is tired and they've run out of healing potions and he's clumsily patching Caleb up and they're arguing about Caleb taking better care of himself and all of a sudden he's muttering in Zemnian "you fucking idiot little man" and Caleb is gawking and then Caleb is laughing and then Caleb is kissing him

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

[memeuplift]

[pensivetense]

[byjove]

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

[gay-wizardry]

thinking about him…

[figdays]

Dandelion Transparent Sticker // ThePrintedCat

[prokopetz]

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

[oswald-privileges]

[shabammo]

' Endless Possibilities '

Happy New Year everyone. May this be a good one with good things 🧡💜

[sky-scribbles]

So I realised a thing: Caleb speaks four languages: Zemnian, Common, Celestial and Sylvan. Essek speaks Undercommon, Common, and - if he works by the same rules as drow PCs (which, admittedly, he may not)  - elvish.

Matt also mentioned signs in Rosohna being written in Undercommon, Goblin and Abyssal, which indicates all three languages are used there. Given Essek’s intelligence, his friendship with Uraya, and the fact that he’s 120, he might well speak those languages too.

You know what language isn’t on that list? Draconic.

You know what language Aeorian is based on? Draconic.

These dumbass wizards speak between seven and nine languages between them and still can’t understand a single word in Aeor without magic. I love them.

[itscarliart]

They’re wizards and they’re in love💜🧡