I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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we're not kids anymore.
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@tielarpa
I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life
Ok so gonna share some peak info with yous alls, keep yer voice down
So nintendy is tryin to cover its ass on account of it givin all yous freaks ab-see-lute freedom to make DICK CITY a reality? yous wannas be able to upload your screenshots from your switch? Yous need to get one of these bad boys:
then you take the microSD card outta the switch and do one of these
den yous go like so
den i think yous can handle da rest ;)
anyways if anyone asks, you were never here
*slinks away into the darkness*
*slinks back from the darkness*
okays okays, i hear yous der in the back, yeah theres the...
(ominous pause)
other way
(distant rumble of thunder, wind starts whistling)
looks like we gotta spit some about the "usb-c to usb-a" cable maneuver
so if you know a guy who knows a guy who can put one of these in yer hot lil hands-
den ya gotta do the ol "one two skeedoo-it" if you know watta i mean
then you do like so
then you give 'em the ol applesauce
don't say i never did nothin for y-
WHAT DA
DAMMIT YOUS WAS FOLLOWED!
SHIT ITS THE BIG MAN!
RUN FER IT, HE'S THE MEANIST SONAVA BITCH THIS SIDE OF-
oh, wait. He just wants yous to buy his official cable if yous gonna do all dis? Big Man just wants to get paid? Fella yous got some weird priorities
...........................
*pssst* hey yous, yeah yous
shhhhh, keep it down
i got some new hot info for yas if yer interested...
welcome to my Internet Heaven
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3
Spam email good
every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit
imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them
Making plans as a young adult sucks because everyone you know is working, has exams, has a tummyache, has a headache, has a broken heart, having a mental health crisis, has friends who get racist after two shots, or is Funky Jake, the guy you haven't wanted to hang out with, since the incident, who is always avalible regardless
i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.
the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
my wife (ao3) has left me for battle (gone down for maintenance) and will be gone for all of eternity (15 hours) and I can feel my heart breaking every second she is gone (I have 400k words downloaded and am busy all day)
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper
can't make this shit up
im so. in existence right now.
existmaxxing
they call me the exister
literally existing it up. unreality fears me the way im so fucking real rn
love existence 10/10 would recommend
straight up in it. and by it haha well lets jusr say. existence
what the fuck was i on last night i dont remember typing ANY of this