the random intensifies

a 23 year old cat that likes hippies, milk and trying to take over the world

[feministism]

[marinebaeology]

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

[lacuna-matata]

[alloftheveganfood]

The Best Vegan Breakfast Burrito

Vegan Breakfast Burrito

Vegan Sweet Potato Breakfast Burritos

Vegan Breakfast Burrito With Chipotle Tahini Sauce

Spicy Sausage & Tofu Breakfast Burrito

Super Tasty Vegan Breakfast Burrito

The Ultimate Vegan Breakfast Burrito With Crispy Hash Browns & Vegan Bacon, Turmeric Tofu Scramble, Lime Corn Guac & Chipotle Sour Cream

Vegan Breakfast Burritos That Don’t Suck

Freezer-Friendly Breakfast Burritos

Vegan Breakfast Burritos

[gif87a-com]

Burning some steel wool [x]

[zevti-deactivated20210603]

Words I never say: Mesmerizing and Beautiful

[the-queer-doctor]

This is quite satisfaying tbh

[phoenix]

This is my new favourite video.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ghost Puppers!

[not-natsuzora-deactivated202107]

[sixpenceee]

Lunar cycle period by Giorgia Ofer

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[sixpenceee]

Dog consoles his owner with Aspergers

[josephcooper96]

Beautiful

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Hot Paper Comics

[hyperactivedragon]

most people: i have x set of tasks to do. i think I’ll tackle a few at a time!

me, cranking the ADHD panic lever: IT’S ALL OR NOTHING BOYS

[jamesfregan]

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[mostlycatsmostly]

More Pallas Cat (via mbibi)

[amateur]

after telling someone how I feel

[feelsquares]