je suis…nope

actually a Blue. Ashley Sanchez enthusiast. Emily Fox defender. LIVE, LAUGH, CAPTAIN ROSE LAVELLE. give me mia fishel or give me death. certified hater. USWNT + NWSL fan. NOT a safe space for men or ACFC.

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anyways, remember to hug your loved ones and that your words can quite literally alter someone’s entire life path so choose to practice kindness.

Katie's Save-Donate

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the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

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hi, i’m back with a footy take for once!

best news of the week for me besides the US men losing is that Jana and Alexia get to play together again. thank you, that is all.

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my job just hired 2 frat boys who actually have the social awareness of a goldfish and think they are the shit what if I just….accidentally run them over with a forklift!!

don’t risk your forklift cert for them babes, just set a good old fashion trap that can’t be tied back to you and make sure there’s cameras <3

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Titi come back

i’m here i’m here

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nothing is more amusing to me right now than opening the comments on any post gotham makes

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patri (in catalan): who's the winner? catalanas?

alexia: go fuck yourself

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you’re a horse girl???

i love that that’s what you got out of that, but yes

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everyone in my life swiftly realizing i don’t watch men’s sports is so funny, but also why don’t they try and talk to me about “that game last night” when the women’s world cup is on? like okay…

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Titi. The drama at work? The betrayal? I resigned!!! Woooooooo!!! Delete all the work apps. I deleted TEAMS!!!

Deleting Teams… oh you’re so free (tell me more)

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Ab*y womb*ch is hawt but she would look so much better with black hair that she let hang instead of this blonde situation with the black roots currently going on. Take me back to the brazil goal babe. Bring the hair back.

brazil goal!abby…. i feel like i’ve just had the flashback of my life…. what a time

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Have you heard about teagan and jule being a thing 👁️ They suit each other ngl

so i’ve heard 🦻 i never takes anything with teags too seriously though because bless her she doesn’t take herself serious either, miss her dearly

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Yooooo titi I just became privy to some super old gossip after watching the new wave pod. I knew Tatumn Wynalda was Eric Wynalda’s daughter but I always thought she was his second wife’s kid. But she’s Amy’s daughter?!?! The infamous Amy!!! 90s usmnt lore I revisited after learning this information has blown my mind!!!

You just made me feel ancient btw that’s insane work, but I feel like I need to post this for the masses!

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Titi babe i got betrayed at work and im angry. How do I release the anger into the world and expel it from my body

Rage room, genuinely. Big fan of breaking shit. Might I also suggest primal scream therapy? Or karaoke, depends on your level of artistic ability when it comes to vocalization. A run or taking your anger out on the stair master is also pretty therapeutic but both tend to lead to me pushing myself past a safe point if I’m angry so, caution.

My go to when I’m this hurt is usually: getting somewhere safe, screaming, physically breaking something inconsequential, writing, and then taking a shower or going for a swim.

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Birdy is so attractive i wish I didnt know who she is she's so ✨️

pls this is so fucking funny

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KO's pancakes recipe is a video on her instagram page, up the top. My review is that its a bit cakey but really good

See, it’s always on the internet somewhere

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Sad about staniforth

Entirely valid, the message from Bronze to her was too sweet.