one foot in sea and one on shore and one in lava

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[writterings]

we’re getting into BOOKS again, kids. we’re out here reading BOOKS. it doesn’t matter if it’s YA lit or elementary school readers or “”great classic”” novels or comic books or even creative non-fiction. we’re reading BOOKS and we’re having FUN with it. 

[soontodisappear-deactivated2020]

Is this a threat?

[writterings]

yeah

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“Stop worrying about your identity and concern yourself with the people you care about, ideas that matter to you, beliefs you can stand by, tickets you can run on. Intelligent humans make those choices with their brain and hearts and they make them alone. The world does not deliver meaning to you. You have to make it meaningful…and decide what you want and need and must do. It’s a tough, unimaginably lonely and complicated way to be in the world. But that’s the deal: you have to live; you can’t live by slogans, dead ideas, clichés, or national flags. Finding an identity is easy. It’s the easy way out.” - Zadie Smith, On Beauty

[eastcoastdruid]

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[cobracadabra]

[crystynebatz]

I love this show

[bean-winchester]

Disney: we love the LGBT community

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[weightlesshalos]

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ethicalmemes]

Should be more widely accepted #EthicalMemes

[surprisebitch]

blessed conclusion

[ismychemicalromancebackyet]

THE ANSWER TO MY URL IS YES.

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[ahsjdkflgl]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[somebodylost-chan]

Ooh, interesting historical note.

[floralharjuku]

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

[jxhn-mulaney]

[nyctaeus]

goingtopshelf:

punchbuggydragon:

breelandwalker:

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

[elf7knight]

This is exactly what I would want to do with that kind of money

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[otterlyrambling]

I mean.

Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion

So, it’s not wrong.

It’s rather likely

[spiffylindster]

I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.

I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.

[everystarstorm]

May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?

[synille]

what is the FUCKING truth

[meckamecha]

He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction