TigerCat

Female / 22 Asexual / Demiromantic Second year Illustration Major Dyslexic (if you see something misspelled please tell me) Obsessed With to Many Things Instagram: TigerCat2.0 Profile pic by Elentori

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Wilfred Warfstash

So some background: my family was running and playing an AD&D campaign (there are 7 of us so there is more than enough to play.) My mom was the DM and the rest of us were players. Our characters didn’t know each other, save for our ranger to our druid and me (a magic user gnome)to our dwarf. But one way or another we came together as a party to complete the king’s tasks. We had gotten to the part of the role-playing where we were asking questions when this happened… “These tasks were put together by the king” stated the captain of the gaurd. “Ah yes and what was his name again it seams to have skipped my mind.” asked the druid. “Uh…yes our king…kiiiinnng….uh…Wilfred…” stammered our DM as she tried to think of a name. “Wilfred Warfstash!” I joked OOC. “Sure,” said our DM “King Wilfred Warfstash” And after that chaos ensued! Me and the second Eldest brother(playing our cleric)just doubled over in laughter while the other two brothers just shook their heads and groaned. The youngest (playing the druid) argued that that ruined the game while I argued that it made it! Meanwhile my mom and dad are just staring boogle eyed and confused as to what’s going on and neither of them having any clue as to what my mom had just done. In the end my mom comprised and said that the king was just called Wilfred The First but in my mind he will always be King Wilfred Warfstash the Frist.

[birdsandbirds]

When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.

My cool friend bands raptors. 

[falseredstart]

it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

[marshmallowfury-deactivated2020]

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Your hands are so cold, I can warm it up for y-

Draco: What? It’s not cold. Having cold hands could mean you have a problem with the blood circulation in your hands or fingers or a problem with the nerves in your hands, and I certainly don’t have it. Are you that daft, Pot-

Harry: Would you just let me hold your fucking hand?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[4damien]

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

[kitty]

[turing-tested]

If I’m a Taurus and my bf is a viagra can i be valid by association

your boyfriend is a what now

[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[tetratheripper]

The fanzine staff are forcing me to make perspectives and I’ve surprisingly discovered that, actually, is fun to make them.

[sheepskeleton-art]

Finally, after so many months, it’s time to reveal the Art History zine art! @borntomakearthistoryzine 

Here is the print I made - Victuuri inspired by several paintings of Vincent van Gogh and a certain movie about him ;) 

[snuffysbox]

every briefing on the moonbase probably 

(Lucretia design heavily borrowed from the amazing @ursminor ! let me know if you’d prefer I change it.)

[bonesbunns]

Sky Queen vs. the Pesky Fish that keeps getting into trouble!

[bonesbunns]

Since people liked them I thought I’d share more!!

[ddhalia]

@haikujitsu

[somekindoftuber]

some klance kisses

[tealesbian]

gfhjdjdgfh this is so funny

[glyndaliker]

“ur cat looks like naruto”

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back