Speaks like a well-read gremlin valley girl

Now to be found at @mothmytb

[tigerlily2002]

Question for my gay adults working in childcare:

I wanna have honest convos with these little fuckers and be open with who I am in my life but I don’t know where the line is with getting called a groomer these days, how do people navigate this?

Thank you,

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[actordougjones]

These are the actual Polaroids taken in the foyer of the vampire house during the opening scene of last night’s episode 9 of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS’ on FX (and today on the Hulu). ‘Nandor’ shot these of me as the fabulous ‘Baron Afanas’ before another big night for me!

[mothmytb]

my coworker asked me if im voting for hillary or trump today.

[marshapono]

this summer i was on one of the farms when biden dropped out of the race and one of the french wwoofers said, "obama doesn't want to run again? :( "

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[mothmytb]

I drive under the assumption that my 2 learners permits make up 1 valid drivers license.

So far it has not become an issue.

[tigerlily2002]

I have a license now!!! Beating the allegations 🥳

[tigerlily2002]

Hello, I don’t know if this is relevant information for anyone but I have a new tumblr blog now, it’s @mothmytb it’s the same, except I didn’t create it when I was 11 years old.

[ceaselesssong]

Cigarettes and Petrichor

Cigarettes and petrichor, Gasoline and weed. The traffics exhalation And the subways heady steam.

The singing of the city Sirens tinny blare. The traffics exaltation Of the blockage everywhere.

Sitting at a bus stop. Listening to rain. Carried with the movement, This music without name. 

[genderqueerpositivity]

I think that 2023 is a good time for many of us, and allies in particular, to practice again the dying art of minding our own fucking business when it comes to the identities and lives of other people.

You see someone from one of your classes in a public place with a different gender presentation/expression than they typically have? Mind your own business.

You discover that one of your coworkers is in a same gender relationship, but they aren't out at work? Not your place to share that information in the workplace.

You notice that your neighbor in a red state takes a road trip across state lines with their transgender child every 3-6 months? No you fucking didn't.

You overhear students in your classroom using a different name and different pronouns for one student than you are used to using? If you live in a state hostile to trans rights, pretend that you don't know anything about this and report nothing.

You suspect that an acquaintance of yours might be gay, but they deny it when asked directly? Leave them the fuck alone.

One of your friends refuses to publicly label their sexuality? Good for them, you aren't entitled to that information anyway.

Your sibling comes out to you as questioning, but isn't comfortable sharing that with your parents yet? Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Don't out people; coming out is a personal choice not a moral obligation. Don't demand personal information about other people's sexuality or sex lives. You aren't entitled to information about anyone's gender identity, assigned gender at birth, or transition.

Bring back privacy, allow people to have control over the information that is shared about them publicly; it might save their job, their housing, their parental rights and their child's safety, or even save lives.

[catboywormkin]

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

[musicalsmenagerie]

they're going to see the Barbie movie

[thefangsharpener]

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

[spectrumcore]

I hope all of you sharing this know that you're putting yourself on a dream hit list for a coven of lesbian vampires by even touching this post.

[holly-fem]

[sluttynurse]

the serve

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who thinks what you just said was so incorrigibly stupid that he says "um. bye bye!" plants his hand on top of your head and rapidly pushes you vertically straight down into the dirt all the way fully buried and you're just gone

[powerburial]

powerburial

[dbphantom]

[ambientwitch]

No reason to listen to anything anyone ever says on a podcast. That’s the devil’s medium

[thatadhdmood]

@nutmegan17 on tiktoks eating tray hack

By keeping a tray full of no prepare necessary food, in the fridge it can be used to aid neurodivergent or fatigued people.

By putting food like, cheese and crackers, or whatever is a safe food for you personally on the tray, it can be taken easily to the couch or bed to be eaten from whenever you are hungry.

This prevents executive dysfunction or fatigue and any reason preventing you from eating. You need to care of yourself because everyone needs food to stay alive including you.

You deserve to eat even when on a bad brain day and are unable to prepare a meal for yourself.

If not having a full meal doesn't satisfy you, a snack may even give you the energy to make a full meal afterwards!

[csny]

[csny]