TheDadBod

Finding the time to get Dad Bod to Rad Bod

[winchestersdiyjournal]

Such a beaut.

[winchestersdiyjournal]

Apologies for not posting for months! I had a wee little child and have only found small amounts of time and energy for my journal. This is a Ghoul page I did a couple of weeks ago.

If you would like the text let me know I just used superwiki and the supernatural books. Drawing found on google.

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[tiggletsdad]

I'm very glad that Boris Johnson didn't die in hospital but I would like to see clawed hands rise from a vent in the ground and drag his liv

[tiggletsdad]

Stumbled upon this reminder of my dad, the greatest person I ever knew and the most ingenious mechanic

[tiggletsdad]

So this is after our first week of a home workout called Insanity @shauntinsanityworkout-blog ... who the fuck thought this was a good idea?!

We essentially spend 40 minutes every night bouncing around the living room, trying not to bash a limb off of an item of furniture, running on the spot (which shakes the walls so much the toddler wakes up thinking the house is falling down) shitting suicide squats and then, attempting stretches I physically can't do because my love handles get in the way resulting in the corner of a sofa jabbathehutting my arsehole!

But I will admit it's working. The workouts are full on, there's not much in the way of rest and I've somehow developed a personal hatred and rivalry with pouty, smarmy faced Tanya! Fucking Tanya.

[tiggletsdad]

I did some research into the effects of red wine on fat metabolism and somehow managed to convince my newly un-pregnant partner to conduct an experiment involving drinking said red wine. These are our findings...

[tiggletsdad]

So this is the DadBod, a blog about the infamous time in a man's life where the joy of helping your partner bring new life into the world comes at the cost of your fucking waistline...

Over the next year I'm planning on trying several different 'proven' techniques of changing your body for the better, whilst still managing to find the time to work, cook, bath the other kid, bathe yourself, cook some more (because you're trying to be organised), fix all the shit that keeps getting broken, take the kids out, see your mother, take the dogs for a walk, feed the animals (we have several including a tortoise I'm sure has a problem with retardation) keep your face beard in some sort of presentable fashion and all the other stuff a super dad is supposed to do...