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Just a zombie | early 30's | they/any | hobbyist TTRPG designer | not burnt out but a perfectly sautéed trans girl | please observe my website tiiimezombie.neocities.org | NOT LOOKING FOR MORE PORNBOT FOLLOWERS UNLESS YOU'LL SHOW UP IRL LIKE EDI MASS EFFECT | Primary blog; mostly reblogs of goofgoof bs. Trust me the website content is what you want

[tiiimezombie]

Hi

If you are transfem you are always welcome in my DM's or askbox. I started following some gals from Gazeldhazel's streams from her discord and all of them mourn not having more friends, so like girlies 🩵🩷🤍 please start yappin!!

Elseif we're mutuals, you are also welcome in my DM's. If we've already talked, feel free to remind me that you think I'm cool 👉👈

Elseif idk girl if you're cool,,, and ur not a bot,,, and u reblog my poasts,,,

[luminouslumity]

[stare-into-the-abyss]

I love how we can see him improving in accuracy. This bowser model is shockingly model accurate.

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[problematic-character-tournament]

ROUND 2 — Match 54 of 138

Sally Smithson/The Nurse (Dead by Daylight)

Problematic because: "Her backstory is genuinely miserable - widowed, poor, untrained, stuck working at Crotus Prenn Asylum because she has no other option, then left there for decades watching and experiencing awful things until she breaks. The issue is what that breaking turns into. She starts thinking of murder as “purification,” and one September morning over fifty patients and four staff are found dead while Sally sits there rocking in the corner. These are asylum patients, so she isn’t killing powerful people who hurt her, she’s killing vulnerable people under her care because she’s convinced herself it’s mercy or cleansing. The Tome material ties her collapse to the Broken Woman’s eugenic “remove the weak” worldview, which Sally resists at first but eventually absorbs. So there’s sympathy there, because Sally is also a victim of grief, poverty, institutional horror, and whatever the Entity later does to her, but the end result is still a nurse murdering patients and then continuing that in the Fog." Propaganda: 1. "Sally is one of the better DbD killers for me because her story is sad without making her innocent. She didn’t start as a monster, she was a desperate widow who took the only work she could get, then spent years in a place that should have been caring for people and clearly wasn’t. She thinks she’s helping, she thinks she’s ending suffering. She doesn’t need to hate her victims to kill them, she can pity them and still be dangerous." 2. "Her lore is genuinely grim, and I think she’s one of those killers where the sympathy makes her worse rather than softer. With Trapper, you can go, okay, brainwashed mine heir. With Wraith, you can go, okay, exploited worker who snapped. Sally is different because her whole thing is care gone completely wrong. She was supposed to be a nurse. Even if Crotus Prenn was awful, even if the staff and systems around her were awful, the people she killed were still patients. They were already powerless. And that’s why she works as a killer. She isn’t just scary because she teleports through walls and screeches at you, she’s scary because she has that warped “this is for your own good” thing. The way she closes survivors’ eyes in her mori has always stuck with me for that reason."

vs. Sister Carpenter (The Silt Verses)

Problematic because: "In a world of powerful and hungry gods, she worships an illegal river-god and for decades did human sacrifices to him. Was even known as the “attack dog of the faith” for her willingness to use violence to defend her people’s secrecy. Also lured people into being sacrificed A Lot." Propaganda: "She is the character EVER. Worships a god she resents, who she at first clings to because what does she have left and is angry at for the way he took her family as they sacrificed themselves to him. Breaks from her religion and struggles to be free of her god despite his obsession with her. Is actually the favorite of two different gods and this is not a good thing. So so so tired and keeps powering on anyway because what else is she going to do? She’s not going to just die. Tries to do her best, protect the living and bury the dead, while grappling with her regrets and how tempting it is to solve problems with violence even though she really does not want to anymore. She’s impatient, she’s tired, she’s proud, she’s snarky, she carjacks a woman and kidnaps her and eventually becomes her friend and ally in her goal to make a world without sacrifices. It’s not like Carpenter believes it’ll WORK but she appreciates the attempt. And she just goes on living. She’s even aromantic."

Who should advance?

Sally Smithson/The Nurse

Sister Carpenter

Voting ended onJul 30

(Disclaimer: All text above was sent in by submitters and not written by OP.)

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Round 1: The Obituary Writer (Death By Dying) vs Castiel (Supernatural)

the Obituary Writer

Castiel

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

Propaganda under the cut

The Obituary Writer:

OW or Oh Dubs for short. Yes that's his name. He's an Obituary Writer who thinks he's a detective, assumes everything is a murder, and is best friends with the Angel of Death. He keeps grudges for so so long. He has three man eating cats he adopted after they ate their previous owner. The cats are seemingly sapient??? (Submitted anonymously)

[poorest-wet-little-meow-meow]

Bracket E Round 1 Matchup 7

John Doe from Malevolent Podcast vs Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

John Doe

Sayaka Miki

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Propaganda is allowed and highly encouraged!

[kiwineverdies]

Doesn't it chap your ass that transmisogyny, after being coined, is discussed in academia by women who study feminist theory professionally and know what they're talking about but men care more about bullshit terms coined on fucking Tumblr.

[bloomingrefinery]

maybe trans men are excluded from academia?

[kiwineverdies]

Saying this to a transmasc uni student in gender studies really takes the cake for stupid. Congratulations.

[mousidy]

surely this can't be! the only possible reason misandry isn't taken seriously by academics would be that men are excluded from academia!

[strawhatsufi]

it would suck if trans women were excluded from academia. fortunately that only happens to men

[s-lycopersicum]

[demilypyro]

The thing people don't get is that at its core, game design is a conversation between the designer(s) and the player. The designer makes decisions in the hopes the player will respond in a specific way, and the player has to interpret those decisions to figure out what to do. Millions of words have been written about the art of the tutorial, but this is everywhere once you start looking for it. It's not just the yellow paint or the glowing red weak spot on the boss. It's in the UI, the level design, the dialogue, the abilities your character has, the way the camera operates. Everything about a game's design conveys Something, and training yourself to interpret those signals is the fastest way to improve at games. Not a specific game, but gaming, in general.

Stop taking games as worlds that just happen to be the way they are. Train yourself to question why designers made things the way they did. Is a coin out of place an indication there's more going on in that area? Is that gap in an attack string an opportunity to counter? Is a line of dialogue meant to color your impression of something? Was the explainer of your abilities really complete, or even wholly truthful? Is there a specific reason you have the specific information you have?

When I play a new game I'm constantly asking myself questions like this, and people act amazed at how fast I pick things up. But it's all just... simple deductive reasoning, really. Keep your mind sharp. Keep your hands busy.

[artemis-heart-emoji-heart-emoji]

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

[millionsknives]

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

[project-catgirlpiller]

[prokopetz]

We're really going to meme on the hammer-car fiasco, then turn around and uncritically reblog callout posts accusing random popular trans women of pedophilia without performing even the most perfunctory due diligence as though that isn't literally what the former situation was all about in the first place, huh?

[librarychair]

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

[monolithtk]

[oc] This bun is a racing machine! 🐰💙

[charl0ttan]

pink foid? is that anything. probably not

[marxistlesbianist]

I forgor who made this, but yeah it's something

[eccentricecologist]

It was made by patrickbateman_cheese on Instagram

[charl0ttan]

pink foid? is that anything. probably not

[marxistlesbianist]

I forgor who made this, but yeah it's something

[charl0ttan]

LMAO terrific