Totally Normal About Batman

26f. Queer. my side blog bc I can’t cope. Free Palestine.ACAB. BLM. Followed from livebyanothernamesosweet

[sh00t1ng-st4r]

he is me, I am him

[lixiedrakelies]

Reminder that tim canonically used to consult a book called "how to be a detective" whenever things got too confusing for him

[ribombeee]

readcomiconline.li dont show me singles in my area i dont care about sex i only care about batman

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

[tim-drake-scholar]

Even with Bluetooth it’s so scary! If you are more focused on the conversation than driving that is a hazard! That’s is distracted driving! You are operating a large, heavy vehicle, capable of causing damage (at minimum) to another vehicle, or killing a person. Just call your friend back. Call your mom back when you’re home.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

[gaal-dornick]

i love you content filters. i love you mute options. i love you block function. i love you hide tools. i love you things that allow me to hide anything that annoys me.

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[hubblegleeflower]

Your soul will build your body into a home.

[pinkwingjay]

Me, Googling "Red Robin":

[everwalldigan-deactivated202602]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[mysteriousbeetle]

based off the comic by @/silkentine.

[tullmetal-archivist]

[strange-birb]

j u s t g o n n a s t a n d t h e r e a n d w a t c h

m e B U R N ?

[devil666132020]

Jason in fanfics: Oh bombs are scary and trigger me :(

Jason in canon: AND YOU GET BOMBED! AANAND YOU GET BOMBED! BOMB IN THE TRAIN STATION! BOMB IN MY FUCKING HELMET! BOMB UNDER THE BATMOBILE! BOMB IN THE TRAFFICKING BUILDING! BOMBS AWAY!!!!!

[babsggordon]

@jason-peter-todd-harper

[jason-toddie]

Blowin stuff up helps me cope

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[kara-zor-els]

Bruce Wayne's favourite children:

The nostaligia-fueled version of Robin Dick that exists in his head

Jason Todd's corpse

Cass

[tim-drake-scholar]

Tim makes the bottom of the list bc he stops Batman from being himself