[roseworth]

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[nemfrog]

Dragons. Anton Seder. Das Thier in der decorativen Kunst. The animal in decorative art. 1896.

Internet Archive

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[woodwool]

this is killing me

[unalivejournal]

Run don't walk to HomeGoods before the Frankenstein's monster gay marriage selfcest pillow sells out

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[polkadotmotmot]

Annieo Klaas - Daydream No. 2, 2024 - Oil on canvas

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[theharlotofferelden]

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[jetix]

LCD games from the 80’s

[herpsandbirds]

Fire Skink (Mochlus fernandi), family Scincidae, Equatorial Guinea

Photograph by trekking with javi

[spider-artdump]