[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[weepingwidar]

Wenzel Hablik (Czech, 1881-1934) - The Cloud (1910)

[coughloop]

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[grimoiremanifest]

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

been thinking about this post all day

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[striders]

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

[striders]

this one

[innerchildabortionclinic]

should i be buying kerrygold ?

yes

[squidwardtelevision]

[teaboot]

HELP I was at the sex shop w a platonic bestie and they asked me who the dude from the christian big boat myth was and I was so blown away that they couldnt remember that *I* couldn't remember and we just stood there surrounded by dildos listing off old bible guy names trying to figure it out like queer kids in a conservative boomer comic

[kagcomix]

i'm sooooooo close to being done this quilt! I finally got all the hand appliquéd elements on last night (there's like 54 or something haha). I'm just waiting on some hand quilting thread & I need to piece the backing & then I'll be practically done.

This is my own design. I did all the math & figured out how to do my weird ratio of half-rectangle triangles. I made my own foundation paper piecing templates for sections. And I even learned the accursed pen tool in order to make vector templates for the appliqué elements.

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedcunt]

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok