This is my life...

I am not an adult, I’m a toddler with a drinking permit

[timelessinsanity94]

Sup dorks? Call me Alda!

They/them pronouns, 31, Philly based

⛔️MINORS DNI I DONT TAG SHIT AND IM 31⛔️

Welcome to the compilation of my hyperfixations, fandoms, and whatever else is flowing though my brain!

This is my main blog and what I like/follow/comment from but I have a load of side blogs

Looking for Ghost band content? You want my side blog RailMePapa

Looking for incorrect ghost quotes? You want my side blog ImQueenOfTheBlackForest

Looking for Lazytown/SportaRobbie content? You want my side blog SportaRobbieTrashGremlin

Looking for unpopular ships? You know where to find me ya silly

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[amnesiaguy]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

[amnesiaguy]

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[juicetrump2]

Chick-fil-A mounts PR campaign to push back against its anti-LGBTQ+ reputation - LGBTQ Nation

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

[tehjleck]

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

[warriorsmurf]

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

[chaoticsorceressztc]

I'm too lazy to draw, BUT NOT TOO LAZY TO EDIT IMAGES >:D

[fangirlingpuggle]

Dumb idea with TOTK and sidlink/Sidlinkona where Poly relationships are super common with the Zora and Link doesn’t realise that Sidon already proposed to him and they’ve technically been engaged since around BOTW, and Yona is Sidon’s fiancée but Link is Sidon’s intended.

Everyone in the Zora domain think Link already knows this, they don’t realise he doesn’t have all his memoires back still. Zelda knows but she thought Link must know after all how can he get engaged and not know… plus she’d seen him and Sidon interact.

Yona is super excited meeting Link and ok may have fallen a bit for him just from all the letters Sidon sent her and everything he’s said since she arrived, she realty wanted to send letters to him before but wasn’t sure if that was proper protocol or not.

Link has zero fucking idea what’s going on, it’s only at the wedding that he actually realises what’s happening.

[emberglowfox]

eepy

[thepiercedbutterfly]

Love wins bitch theyre poly!!!!1{!!1!1!!1!2£!

[caitmayart]

You’re telling me there’s TWO OF THEM NOW?!?!

[evil-robot-cat]

Yona's asking the serious questions tonight.

[lunar-inkclipse]

Been replaying Tears of the Kingdom lately and I forgot just how fucking funny it is that somehow they made Sidon come across as ten times gayer for Link in the process of giving him a wife. He's all like "Ah yes my wife Yona. My childhood friend who came back all of a sudden. It's very nice to be with her, she's very sweet!" and then Link rolls up and he's like "HOW ARE YOU HYRULE'S SPECIALEST BOY!!!!!! Are you doing well the moon and stars in my sky?!?!?! The most talented and amazing guy in the land?!?!?! It causes me soul wrenching despair I cannot be by your side but it is so good to see you!!!!"