Side effects may include...

Just a dump of screengrabs when drug ads say death. A kind of psychological peek a boo of the bullshit they sell us. Also some borked up memes cranked out for your pleasure.

[lsd-something-something]

Three Laws of Psychopharmacology

1. All drugs act by changing the rate of what is already going on.

2. All drugs have side effects

3. The brain adapts to all drugs that affect it by counteracting the drug’s effects.

Judith Grisel - “Never Enough: The Neuroscience and Experience of Addiction.”

[timeofdeathdoctor]

^^ Sciencey things to keep in minds.

ALso, like take your meds. This is just a joke account to poke fun at the commercials and post dank memes but like doctors know shit and you gotta take care of yourself.

Take meds Drink water Eat Something Smile for like 5 seconds or whatever to get brain juices flowing Take a nap You’re awesome

[timeofdeathdoctor]

This changes everything

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Eliquis will let you finally start that food truck company or you know spontaneously kill you.

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💊 Proposal

Replace the jaunty tunes and happy family scenes played during the latter half of drug commercials that discuss the potential side effects with sinister music and graphic depictions of people experiencing the side effects as they’re listed.

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Ah, but that’s telling the truth mate and we all know big Pharma is telling us to pay no mind to the man behind the curtain!

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Hereditary my steadily increasing blood pressure!

[timeofdeathdoctor]

The moment the voiceover says ‘death’.

While taking Lo Loestrin you can do normal things like brush your hair and die.

[racistmemeblog]

[timeofdeathdoctor]

DRUG CATS!!

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Blame it on your parents

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Xarelto will let you go to the beach and possibly kill you.

He’s so happy

[no-chill-at-all]

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Side effects may include: Smiling, rainbows, gas, unicorns, spontaneous dancing, ruptured kidneys, good times, fatal blood loss, euphoria, bone disintegration, Scarjo effect and death.

[timeofdeathdoctor]

Drugs are funny

Hiya,

Names Major Doctor. I smoke a lot of chronic, take a shit tonne of supplements and am a part of the whole Anxiety Depression gang. 

Made this account after chatting with a buddy that all the scenes during Rx commercials, right when the say death as a potential side effect, show the weirdest shit.

So I wanted to capture that, share some bizarre memes I created and repost other folks hilarious drug related shit.

In my profile pic I had the Flu, a 104 fever and had just split my head open after vomming so hard that a vein in my forehead popped and I bled everywhere.  

Also, vaccinate your kids.