[manincaffeine]

when the teasing goes from cute and innocent to ‘oh that turned you on, didn’t it?’

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[curioscurio]

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[fettunfettered]

[virtualgirladvance]

F

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

U

[knight-errant-girl]

N

[toa-arania]

G

[robotgirlservos]

P

[flareonfloof]

[littlewitchbee]

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[iamafatvagina101]

If you call women "goonbait" you have to shoot yourself It doesn't get better for people of your kind

[sailermoon]

listening to a song by a woman when the man’s solo comes on

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[sheet--metal--girl]

[dykerlyhills]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

The boy makes you a heart locket... and you kill him.

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]