I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kiana Khansmith

blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
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@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
styofa doing anything

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me
Black Girl With a Pearl, 2018
Photographer: Jenny Boot
Model: Norah Namuddu
@Jennyboot_photography, a take on Johannes Vermeer’s Girl With a Pearl Earring.
John Galliano- The Circus Collection, Spring/Summer 1998
i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.
you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of
cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken
I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out
Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
"the best revenge is living well" ok can i have the second best revenge then? preferably one where he gets hit by a meteor and goes bankrupt?
guys we're running out of time
Well. If the shoe fish
I couldn't finish the new I know what you did last summer movie because I figured out (partially) who the killer was and it filled me with rage on top of the rage already induced by the dialogue.
This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.
ok but how could they cut off the rest of it