if you dont self identify as a loser DNI

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[timsashjonmart]

Wait. Debby Ryan’s wife is a man!?

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

[bbluejoseph]

if i knew anything abt making video games i'd make a 2d platformer called clancy's tower based on his climb in the paladin strait mv

[bbluejoseph]

a little ned icon in the corner gives you the tutorial/tooltips and once you get to the top you have a mini boss fight with nico

[bbluejoseph]

at the end of the boss fight, depending on if you won/lost as well as on a secret hidden score calculated by the game based on your actual climb, you get one of multiple endings

[bbluejoseph]

said endings include:

canon ending

clancy defeats nico but dies shortly after

clancy defeats nico but chooses not to become a bishop

clancy defeats nico but torch shows up before he takes on the robe and convinces him not to do it

they both die

they both live (?)

clancy's about to die but torch shows up just in time and they defeat nico together

they both fall out the window of the tower but clancy turns into a vulture before he hits the ground

[bbluejoseph]

if you unlock all the endings you get a secret bonus ending which is exactly like canon but i replace clancy becoming a bishop with clancybearer yaoi

[bbluejoseph]

this took a stupidly long time

[timsashjonmart]

been getting really into being angry lately

[twenty-one-jasons]

The silly girl!!!

[neonfretra]

[Image description: Twenty One Pilots character Clancy gestures at the row of "Is this your hero?" posters behind her, captioned: "I'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me". End description.]

[tommonikercomics]

I told you guys-

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[convocation-conduit]

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke

[ehyde]

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

[ursavorpalis]

[sarkavonsy]

gotta include the bonus panel

[supersonicanimates]

david baszucki stimboard

this was way funnier in my head