star trek has consumed my existence

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[tinkertailorlizardspy]

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“Oh yeah, the manager nearly punched a customer today.”

And then her laughter rang out, muffled through the phone. Satou felt that telltale twist in his stomach.

“What?” he asked, trying and failing to sound annoyed. It was impossible to be unhappy around Yachiyo, he thought - and then he mentally punched himself for being such a sap.

“Well, it’s just - I can’t help but think that our roles have been reversed. Now you’re the one telling me about Kyouko.”

Just some fluffy shit about my favourite dense restaurant idiots.

It's not Star Trek, I know, but I love this show with all my heart and I think everybody should watch it.

[gayjimothy]

what in the name of

[ibelieveinhomer]

[geekygwen]

[bumblingbabooshka]

Mind melding seems like it could cause a bit of embarrassment

[kirkhasakink]

A few sketches I did to get Q’s character, before doing the last drawing.They are all based in TNG episodes. … Aaah yes, the Q phase continues….

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[ellomello3]

QQQQQQQQQQ omg i’m on such a Q train rn

[vamplifyingdotjpg]

obsessed with this purple bitch who drinks poison and his alcoholic deadbeat boyfriend/nemesis

[thehappyfeminist-22]

I like how, when Spock is in the captain’s chair, he doesn’t sit all proper and straight like you might expect a Vulcan to. He sits with a certain...sassy elegance.

[neetols]

Allow him

[jean-luc-thiccard]

[solardrake]

found a subreddit where people share their tiny fruits

[hooved]

those ferengi beanie dolls or whatever look so incredibly fucked i love them

[dearemma]

#star trek is a comedy

[hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022]

Okay but Julian was SO JEALOUS when Garak was checking out Ziyal like they made a whole bit about it and he was so focused on it that he stopped watching the game of racquetball and didn't even catch the great move that the Major pulled to win the match. And that was like, a whole moment, the fact that he was so distracted he didn't even care about racquetball anymore.

Rick Berman, what's the heterosexual explanation for this?

Rick Berman, I'm waiting.

[outrageousokona]

good relationships need communication you see,

[jelliclespock]

[pikechris]

I've looked up the map of the star trek quadrants for reasons and the one thing I learnt is that voyager embarked on a journey of 75,000 lightyears through the delta and beta quadrants when in fact they could've gone only about 40-45,000 lightyears to the exit of the bajoran wormhole in the gamma quadrant and also completely avoided borg space by doing so. even dominion space later on. and since I'm sure they would've found some shortcuts there too, including the one kes gave them when she left, they could've been there by the end of the dominion war, just in time for the wormhole to be open again. just something to think about I guess