Randomness

Danny. 30. London based Spaniard. Digital Analyst. Mutuals feel free to DM, I don't bite 😉

[danivkify]

Subbing in for the lifeguard today 🏖

[danivkify]

I'm glad to report no casualties under my watch 😌

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[nijigasakilove]

I’ve seen almost every romance trope there is, but queerbaiting to impress your fujoshi crush is fucking crazy 😭😭

[justcatposts]

OH MY GOD 😂

[oneheadtoanother]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[baltimorerat]

yes god

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell

[sodeathitis]

They grow grants there like rhubarb

[maykitz]

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[gifsbysimplysonia]

Source

NO MORE BI-SEXUAL, ONLY HI-SEXUAL 🤣🏳️‍🌈

His video from last year still has me fried for how he opened the gate

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[anaxaver]

the miracle of life