Ask the Tiny Evil Wizard

a smol evil wizard who wants to destroy the world and strike fear (he isn't very good at it)

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ

..ᶜᴼᴹᴾᴸᴱᵀᴱᴸʸ ᴿᴱᴳᵁᴸᴬᴿ ˢᴵᶻᴱᴰ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴺᴼᵀ ᵀᴵᴺʸ...

ᴱⱽᴵᴸ ᵂᴵᶻᴬᴿᴰ ᴼᶠᶠᴵᶜᴬᴸ!

ᴬ ᶠᴿᴵᴳᴴᵀᴱᴺᴵᴺᴳ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿᶠᵁᴸ ᴼᴾᴾᴼᴺᴱᴺᵀ!!

ᶠᴱᴬᴿ ᴹʸ ᵂᴿᴬᵀᴴ *ᵛᵒᶦᶜᵉ ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏ*

ᴬᴺᴰ ᴳᴱᵀ ᴼᵁᵀ ᴼᶠ ᴹʸ ᵀᴼᵂᴱᴿ!

(ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴱⱽᴵᴸ ᴬᴸᴸᴵᴬᴺᶜᴱ)

↑genderfluid TVA logo, made by @/villain-offical, (they have a lot of different pride flags! :)

@trans-older-brother-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @moe-lil-sis-offical @wine-aunt-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @a-dad-offical @dad-offical @mothman-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @satans-spiders-offical @spider-offical @spider-georg-offical @homosexuality-offical @sappho-offical @planes-offical @state-of-utah-offical @state-of-north-dakota-offical @cryptids-offical @offical-skittering-creature @official-official @an-alien-offical @crystal-ball-offical @cactus-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @labyrinth-offical @mum-offical @merriam-webster-offical @evil-ant-offical @nblnb-god-offical @no-one-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @oldersister-offical @ferg-offical @wizard-offical @villain-offical @evil-ant-offical @evil-bread-offical

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

Hi! So- sorry I have been posting really irregularly (or not at all)

Been very busy and a little stressed irl, but I'm gonna try and post again because I do enjoy it alot!

I'm gonna post this on all my offical blogs

[hat-stealer-offical]

I am here to steal your hat

tag list of officals

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@villain-offical

@the-pineapple-offical

@hell-offical

@supervillain-offical

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

ᴼʰ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ˢᵗᵒˡᵉ ¹⁸ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ʰᵃᵗˢ!!

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

Tiny Evil Wizard LORE (with drawings:])

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(1.) A powerful witch wanted an strong assistant to help with her magic, so she found a spell to create one (2.) And so she added the ingredients and said the spell (3.) ↓

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(1.) But instead of a strong or powerful assistant, the spell created a tiny little wizard 🤏 small enough to fit in the palm of her hand (2.) The tiny wizard was happy to meet his new mom! (3.) ↓

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However..

She decided he was too small and wouldn't be of use to her magic, so she tossed the tiny wizard out (literally and metaphorically) without a care, so she could try again. ↓

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@villain-offical @supervillain-offical

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

*planning how to destroy the world and writing it down with... crayons*

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

Tiny Evil Wizard LORE (with drawings:])

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(1.) A powerful witch wanted an strong assistant to help with her magic, so she found a spell to create one (2.) And so she added the ingredients and said the spell (3.) ↓

--------

(1.) But instead of a strong or powerful assistant, the spell created a tiny little wizard 🤏 small enough to fit in the palm of her hand (2.) The tiny wizard was happy to meet his new mom! (3.) ↓

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However..

She decided he was too small and wouldn't be of use to her magic, so she tossed the tiny wizard out (literally and metaphorically) without a care, so she could try again. ↓

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@villain-offical @supervillain-offical

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

why would you be evil when you can have kindness and love in your heart

@supervillain-offical ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉᵐᵉˢᶦˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵃˢᵏˢ

ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ᶦˢ ᶠᵘⁿ, ᵏᶦⁿᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ˡᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ :ᴰ

[supervillain-offical]

Ugh, you think I want them back?

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

*splashes you with water again and puts the bucket on your head*

.....

....

[art-enjoyer-offical]

yeah i made another offical

i like enjoy art and stuff

yeah

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

*tiny evil wizard shows you their drawing*

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

why would you be evil when you can have kindness and love in your heart

@supervillain-offical ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉᵐᵉˢᶦˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵃˢᵏˢ

ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ᶦˢ ᶠᵘⁿ, ᵏᶦⁿᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ˡᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ :ᴰ

[supervillain-offical]

Ugh, you think I want them back?

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

why would you be evil when you can have kindness and love in your heart

@supervillain-offical ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉᵐᵉˢᶦˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵃˢᵏˢ

ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ᶦˢ ᶠᵘⁿ, ᵏᶦⁿᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ˡᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᶠᶦʳᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ :ᴰ

[superhero-offical]

Pizza party has started

Welcome, all Officals who have decided to attend! Grab a slice, take a seat, and socialize!

[plague-doctor-offical]

Oh, hello!

(I know I said I was kind of taking a break from this blog but. I can't just not go to the pizza party.)

[superhero-offical]

:D

[plague-doctor-offical]

What kinds of pizza do you have?

Also my lovely wife to be are you here @victorian-plague-dr-offical?

[superhero-offical]

I mean we have 50 pizzas from Domino's and I think 12 from Little Caesar's, plus the six holy twinkity pizzas I made

We have pretty much everything :)

[lime-offical]

Ooooooooooooo I'll grab a slice!! @lemon-offical get in on this!!!

[random-citizen-offical]

I’m stealing a medium cheese pizza from Domino’s with some garlic sauce.

…

Anybody here like mushrooms? Moths? Frogs?

[nyarlathotep-offical]

I do, hehehe~

[superhero-offical]

WGAT

WHEN DID YOU APPEAR

WHAT THE FUCK

😭

[weevilxp]

Ooooh, you guys got the supreme? Without olives that is, I don't like olives :[

[superhero-offical]

Of course we do!!!

[weevilxp]

Yumyumyumyumyum

Pspspsspps mootie, get a load of this (@silly-little-arson-frog-offical)

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Did somebody try to add FROGS

[superhero-offical]

Unfortunately

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I'm offended

[superhero-offical]

I'm appalled

[supervillain-offical]

I’ve arrived! Where is the Holy Twinkity? Is @hell-offical here? Is this a trap?

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

teaches you a cloning spell so you can have backup hats - 🪽

*ʷʳᶦᵗᵉˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ˢᵖᵉˡˡ* >:³

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

Do you ever clean the place? Your tower is a mess

...ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵃᵒˢ...

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

*gives you a hat that definately doesnt have any deadly creatures in it*

ᴵˢ... ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵗ ᵍʳᵒʷˡᶦⁿᵍ..? .. ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃᵈ.

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

*Gives you BIGGGGGGGG hat*

ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵇᶦᵍ.. (ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵒ-ᵒ)

[supervillain-offical]

Unlike others, I did not think you were a grape with a mask

I thought you were a very non smartly made silhouette of a guy with a mask

(horrible) artistic depiction

I-uh-ARGH! First off, I appreciate that you did not think I was a grape. But so that we are clear here, the purple is blank space, the black 'empty space' as a hand holding the mask. And the mask is...well, a mask. But at least you didn't think I was a grape...

That's better than most...

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

(I thought that too, I just wanted to mess with you)

[the-pineapple-offical]

is it weird that because this I see the grape even more

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

WIZARD?!

[supervillain-offical]

Wait

WHAT?! No, no, no, no! Not WIZARD!

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Grape WIZARD! 🫵🏼

[supervillain-offical]

...

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

:O ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃ ʷᶦᶻᵃʳᵈ ᵗᵒᵒ? (ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵖᵉ ᵗʰᵒ :ᴼ)

(ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵃᵗ :)

[supervillain-offical]

I...Uh...

Okay that hat is kind of adorable but

I AM NOT A WIZARD, TINY EVIL WIZARD! I AM NOT A GRAPE EITHER! I AM A SUPER EVIL SUPERVILLAIN!

[tiny-evil-wizard-offical]

ᴼʰʰ ˢᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵖᵉ... (ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃⁿ ʰᵒⁿᵒʳᵃʳʸ ʷᶦᶻᵃʳᵈ? :ᵒ)