for the meme @random-citizen-offical - Tumblr Blog

Oh hey doesn't metroman love you

Yes.

proof

#it’s been so long since I watched that movie #incredible joke btw. I love it #officalverse #asks #I might make this the pinned post

the-evil-critter-offical-2

https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

Hey officalverse.. silly thing to do :33

@satan-offical @villain-offical @laciffo-natas @homosexuality-offical @supervillain-offical & anynyan else who wants to join

supervillain-offical

Ooc:

Aaand chaotic neutral! Ironically I took this for him a few months back and he got chaotic evil so…um…✨character development!✨

@supervillains-assistant-offical @superhero-offical @evil-goon-offical @library-offical @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @landp-offical @creative-name-offical + open tags!

no-one-offical

This was me in the past

And this is me now

Very fascinating.

open tags!

random-citizen-offical

No pressure tags!!

@lime-offical @fairy-offical

#reblogs #officalverse #tag game

garlic-bread-cult-offical

Hey you! Yes you! I'm trying to map out the officalverse/tumblr family tree! (this is going to take forever) if you have a link or some form of list of your family tree members, please comment or reblog with it so I can add it to the map I already have! Also please reblog this with other officals and/or members of your family tree if possible so I can add them!

@hunger-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-offical @no-one-offical @grandpa-offical @john-doe-offical

random-citizen-offical

I’m pretty sure I’m somehow related to @grim-reaper-offical

And my adopted child is @lime-offical

I think that’s it?

#reblogs #officalverse

people-offical

Intro Post

Hello we are people-offical and you've guessed it were multiple people! So I-

YO WHATS UP MY NAMES-

Chez can you let samy talk.

..ok ugh

Uhm anyways so for our introductions I'll go first.

Hi! I'm Samy!

I use she/her pronouns and I'm sort of the uh representive slash leader of this group? i don't like the word leader.. my favorite colors purple and I'm.. the only normal person of this.. group

YO CHEZ HERE THE COOLEST GUY EVER

He/they I like skateboarding, games, men, being the center of attention.

And i HATE being ignored, Nat... Annoying ahh, and uhm.. PEOPLE CLEARLY NOT KNOWING MU AWESOMENESS HAH

Nat here after Chez's "Oh So Great Admiration"(/sarc) of me heh

They/them cause gender is overatted and i don't play by no ones rules.

My main hobbies are playing video games and rollerscating, fav color purple and beating Chez's ass in games

OH SHUT UP I WIN MOST OF THE TIME

Since when dork?

Chez it's Nat's intro time.

..ok

Eh it's fine I'm done anyways.

TIME TO TAG LIKE EVERYONE CAUSE I WANNNA BE POPULAR AS FUCK

Chez stop being annoying challenge: impossible

Oh shut up

@homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @somebody-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @satan-offical @britain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @aroace-offical @amnesia-offical @gaslight-offical @lemonade-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-bread-offical @garlicbread-official Ugh I'm lazy @tagging-officals-offical

Wow that didn't take long pfft

SYBAU

Ok guys settle down...

OOC

Heyo uh mod here i use any pronouns and I'm the only one here yay!

Also a minor so no weird nsfw stuff

I will maybe add more people over time but I'm doing these first!

You can make asks for specific members or everyone

Tags

#samy here - samy talking

#CHEZISAWESOME - chez talking

#NatsChats - Nat talking

#the people answer - answers to asks

#the people speak - any posts

lemonade-offical

hi

random-citizen-offical

Hello, new offical!! Welcome to the officalverse!

#reblogs #officalverse

plus-boy-len-offical

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

maomao-apothecary-offical

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

mr-clean-offical

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

astracaedes

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

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tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

horror-movie-offical

yeah I’d make them cry cuz I’m scary 😈

@gaslight-offical @pathological-liar-offical @shoebill-offical @ninovium-offical @nithral-offical @chihuahua-offical @chickfila-official

gaslight-offical

Gas is the safest substance in the world! Leave your kids around me! :D

@girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical

@gaslamp-offical @pathological-liar-offical @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @open-door-offical @real-human-offical

tophat-offical

I’ve eaten adult humans before- I mean who said that… waow

darkness-offical

WHAT?

ANYWAYS KIDS FEAR ME FOR REASONS I DO NOT KNOW BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD ACTIVELY KILL ANYONE

light-offical

I’m blinding this child.

Tags :33

@fox-offical @the-darkness-offical @timeloopoffical @archive-of-our-own-offical

definitely-ao3-offical

Obviously, I can traumatize them uwu

@no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical

no-one-offical

I would win in parenting them! I'm adopting them.

tim-tam-offical

why are you all trying to kill children??? im giving them tim tams! :) and definitely not brainwashing them with the tim tam empire propaganda

rotom-offical

what the fuck is the tim tam empire ehlp

anyways i would kill a child using heat rotom

don't question the sunday roast, it's definitely beef. definitely. yes. beef.

@cringysparklecat-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @duck-from-hell-official @nonbinary-homo-offical

garlic-bread-cult-offical

A five year old child? Look if the five year old child has made the mistake of trying to fight me, I will probably win. If the five year old child has challenged me to a duel of being the youngest, they will win. If the five year old child joins the cult, we both win. And we can both have garlic bread.

@john-doe-offical @hunger-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @grandpa-offical @offical-wikipedia

random-citizen-offical

I could beat a 5-year-old in a contest of who’s nerdiest.

#reblogs #officalverse

satan-offical

I CAST SOMETHING!!!

*something has changed... but you don't know what...*

lemon-offical

where's my headache?

Oh, the tylenol worked.

...

Where's my cat?

random-citizen-offical

Sorry, I was giving them pets you can have them back.

#reblogs #officalverse

herpsandbirds

#reblogs #frog #refrog

art-hammer-certified

lowk i wanna make art of this oc i made where it's like. "embrace yourself for the world won't embrace you" but my skill level is nowhere near what I want it to be nor do i like the quote

random-citizen-offical

DO IT ANYWAY. PRACTICE WILL GET YOU TO THE SKILL LEVEL YOU WANT TO BE AT.

art-hammer-certified

I'M DOIN IT AS WE SPEAK RANDOM CITIZEN

random-citizen-offical

GOOD.

#reblogs #officalverse

art-hammer-certified

lowk i wanna make art of this oc i made where it's like. "embrace yourself for the world won't embrace you" but my skill level is nowhere near what I want it to be nor do i like the quote

random-citizen-offical

DO IT ANYWAY. PRACTICE WILL GET YOU TO THE SKILL LEVEL YOU WANT TO BE AT.

#reblogs #officalverse

onion-opinions-offical

pleaseee!

I need to know if the officalverse as a collective eats raw onions

I’ve gotten too many people telling me that for them to be outliers, I need to check how many there actually are

Do you eat onions raw?

HELL YEAH!! GIMME AN ONION RIGHT NOW AND I’LL FINISH THAT THING OF IN 10 SECONDS

Uhh not particularly no, I’m open to it but I don’t do it as a hobby

ew, no. Onions should only be eaten when they are part of a dish or cooked

FUCK NO!! ONIONS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND I AIN’T EATING THEM. EVER!

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

please, I need as big a sample size as possible! I need to know if all of officalverse eat their onions raw

satan-offical

Ok guys what do y'all want for Christmas?

Why?

For my list uhhhh to uhm uhm so I know what NOT TO BIY YOU and I'm gonna give you the uhm OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT. YEAH.

no-one-offical

I want a straight twink Satan

satan-offical

I don't think I can... w-where would I buy one??

random-citizen-offical

Opposite Universe Store™

#reblogs #officalverse

cranberry-branflakes

okay yknow what if this post gets to 10k before december 1st I'll dye my hair

ideas under the cut

thevalkyrieflies

oh i have an idea i'm turning ts into a tag game or two

what's your favorite holiday/winter/christmas song?

mine is holidays by conan gray or snowman by sia :D

TAGS (bran you've made such a big mistake)

finnthephrog

look at this from nightmare before Christmas

NO PRESSURE TO REBLOG I JS TAGGED MOST MOOTS HAVE FUN WITH THIS LOVELYS

IF YOU DONT LIKE TAG GAMES LMK IM SORRY

bugg-thing

I gotta go with the classic 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas'

@stank-bugg @jnadvich uhhh + anyone who wants to :]

stank-bugg

Hmm yeah I have no clue-

LAAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAYY THIIIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARSS ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL SPECIALL

@whosdeven @calciumhasarrived @weepingmuppet @desolatelyfrenziedheart @alexeatstables @unspecifiedchaos @pal-the-theater-creature +open tags!!

unspecifiedchaos

Fairytale of New York. My dad used to play it a lot on guitar.

@thefirst-leadhead @emocabin10boy @shot-of-moonshine @harpdoodles @l0ve3li

harpdoodles

Carol of the Bells has no right to go as hard as it does

@mysteriouslypalecollective @rabiesbites @meowcreep @pepperpeltz @kindregardsfrommylifetoyours (+open tags)

kindregardsfrommylifetoyours

CAROL OF THE BELLS IS SO GOOD but I am a huge fan of have yourself a merry little christmas <3

@ivysbea, @chaos-ducks, @ambrosiacoloredsoul, @aldestroyerofworlds, @ang3l-ocean, @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow, @t0mmmy, @amisliveshow, @poet-0f-crystalz,@omgkawaiidazai + open tags!

ang3l-ocean

iiiii…. don’t want a lot fooooOoor christmaaaAaasss…. THEreeee is just one thing iiiIii neeEEd…

my annoying soprano side loves all i want for christmas is you unfortunately

but also anything xmas song by idina menzel is amazingggg

@rin-yaps @koi-727 @cheesexplosion @t0ad-st00ls @cobaltkillerr @siriuslyepicrunner @autistic-gremlinn @fancybard @dogz-420 @cello-strings @imkindasleepdeprived @ariannagram + open tags <33

sparkle-robin-4

Fairytale in new York is my favourite Christmas song

Tye contrast of of the two singers voices makes me go feral every time

@fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @asher-cherryblossom @eyes-without-a-faceee @toweird2benormal @the-stars-are-never-far-away

toweird2benormal

ohh my favourite is probably god rest ye merry gentlemen (we’re singing it in the choir rn and it’s soo fun)

nptt :)

@eyes-without-a-faceee @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @spookymoonyy @unemployedandproud @named-after-a-planet @gl1tzygl0ck @nvean0pal @invasiveroadkill @just-4-girl @shoshialyakward @waywardstarz @deusben @siriuslyepicrunner @undead-vamp @vxmpzbow @zowierat-yaps @teamelca @chronicallyonlinebitch @skeletonwren @imkindasleepdeprived @machinegirlx @whatonearthisgoingon @apple-boy @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @withutterdisdain-landen @graceeblu3 @cati3edits @2rexxer2 @drivingmeinsan3 @jettmstdiee @theunf0rgivenn @elevencherries @ghostonagravestone @kingofkaumidy2 @deftonesxx @helpimadisasterlesbian

shoshialyakward

Uhhhhh I like the mcr cover of all I want for christmas is you

Open tags because I'm sleepy

janet-offical

I enjoy many Christmas songs, my favorite has to be Snowman by Sia, or perhaps Carol of the bells. a few tags below the cut!!

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical and open tags ofc

lime-offical

OFFICALVERSE, GO CRAZY

Any offical that sees this reblog trust 🤞

#reblogs #officalverse post take over

549-bees-in-a-trenchcoat-offical

happy halloween!!

time for some officalverse trick or treating

i got a bucket of candy for all you happy officals going trick or treating today

please only take ONE! i want to make sure every offical gets one

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @woman-offical @twink-offical @britain-offical @spotify-offical @shrike-offical @no-one-offical @autism-offical @beelzebub-offical @jaffa-cake-offical @tim-tam-offical @evil-bread-offical

feel free to reblog while tagging other officials you want to invite trick-or-treating!

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

THANK YOU

Um

HERE

random-citizen-offical

I’M TAKING ALL THE STARBURST AND SOUR PATCH KIDS >:]

@lime-offical @fairy-offical +whoever else wants to join

fairy-offical

Uh make sure u sitting down when i say this

random-citizen-offical

Or I could just take. Fruity or sour candy.

:(

I’m guessing sour patch kids and starburst are just a US thing? (probably best with all the dyes and the fact that they’re not very good for you)

fairy-offical

Theyre universal

Anygays

I odnt celebrate Halloween

You can take my candy citizen

random-citizen-offical

Aww. Ok. You can still take some if you want any.

549-bees-in-a-trenchcoat-offical

happy halloween!!

time for some officalverse trick or treating

i got a bucket of candy for all you happy officals going trick or treating today

please only take ONE! i want to make sure every offical gets one

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @woman-offical @twink-offical @britain-offical @spotify-offical @shrike-offical @no-one-offical @autism-offical @beelzebub-offical @jaffa-cake-offical @tim-tam-offical @evil-bread-offical

feel free to reblog while tagging other officials you want to invite trick-or-treating!

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

THANK YOU

Um

HERE

random-citizen-offical

I’M TAKING ALL THE STARBURST AND SOUR PATCH KIDS >:]

@lime-offical @fairy-offical +whoever else wants to join

fairy-offical

Uh make sure u sitting down when i say this

random-citizen-offical

Or I could just take. Fruity or sour candy.

:(

I’m guessing sour patch kids and starburst are just a US thing? (probably best with all the dyes and the fact that they’re not very good for you)

#reblogs #happy halloween #halloween #officalverse

549-bees-in-a-trenchcoat-offical

happy halloween!!

time for some officalverse trick or treating

i got a bucket of candy for all you happy officals going trick or treating today

please only take ONE! i want to make sure every offical gets one

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @woman-offical @twink-offical @britain-offical @spotify-offical @shrike-offical @no-one-offical @autism-offical @beelzebub-offical @jaffa-cake-offical @tim-tam-offical @evil-bread-offical

feel free to reblog while tagging other officials you want to invite trick-or-treating!

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

THANK YOU

Um

HERE

random-citizen-offical

I’M TAKING ALL THE STARBURST AND SOUR PATCH KIDS >:]

@lime-offical @fairy-offical +whoever else wants to join

#reblogs #halloween #happy halloween #officalverse #officalween

reminders-offical

you guys think youre safe but just wait until the officalverse turns into a netflix original series with three seasons and over 230+ characters and a massive cliffhanger at the end of season 3 and then a full feature-length movie that gets a 81% on rotten tomatoes and marketable figurines and merchandise promoting the second movie set to come out in two more years

no-one-offical

Happy Days Before the New Year!!

WELCOME TO THE OFFICALVERSE!

random-citizen-offical

Man, that would be awesome but also like. Probably would also be so chaotic. And they probably wouldn’t get any of the actual, original officalverse blog runners to be in it. Except maybe satan (since she started it all).

Also that lore would be so complicated and hard to keep track of.

btw, welcome, new offical!!

#reblogs #officalverse #new offical #offical blog

oceantoyz

Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the bucket (reblog) to your mutuals!

Starburst

Milky Way

Peanut M&M's Fun Size

Skittles

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

old-mop-offical

*takes the bucket*

@thesightofthestarsmakemesmile and @no-one-offical? *dumps candy in your laps*

no-one-offical

CANDY FOR MY CHILDREN

@imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @queen-suzu @some-apples @sophia-ze-first @funny-tags-offical @vent-dweller-offical @who-offical + that other one sorry the search thingy isn't working