{Mini Adult}

Syd ☆ 20 ☆ he/him

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[jinkies-binx]

3ds: [battery light continues flashing]

me, still hastily grabbing for the charger in the dark: I KNOW STOP SCREAMING

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

[beehnx]

Everyone tried to straighten Rami Malek’s tie, but…

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[lowernorfair-deactivated2022011]

no gf we die like gamers

[demilypyro]

question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

[new-sz-deactivated20170824]

thrussy stays tight

[demilypyro]

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

[solarprominence]

unfortunately, that’s the answer. there are muscles in your esophagus that prevent food from coming back up

[hamlet-memes-and-other-themes]

For personal reasons I will be putting on a play recreating my father’s murder in an attempt to elicit guilt from my uncle

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[starswallowingsea]

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

[freya-du-loch]

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

[kamalahq]

[fencehopping]

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[daddywhorebucks]

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[fuks]

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[thecakemonsters]

Omg this is madness

[cognitivedissonance]

I never heard the end of this story!