la vie en rose

Kerry (she/her) | 18+ | multi-shipper | finding myself | etc etc

[glupshittosupremacy]

my headcanons for star wars characters sexualities

luke: gay, next

han: bi but says he’s straight

leia: straight but says she doesn’t like labels

lando: pansexual king

obi wan: i’ve said it before it’s obi wan kenoBI not obi wan kenoSTRAIGHT

anakin: everything he does screams heterosexual and yet there’s something very fruity about repression and religious trauma

padme: experimented in college. bi-curious at best

poe: gay

finn: finn is going thru way too many unanswered identity crises so he’s unlabelled (but definitely not straight)

rey: that’s a lesbian if i’ve ever seen one

palpatine: i have absolutely no clue what is going on with this man. whatever it is it’s definitely not heterosexual

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

[chewedcorn]

My friend sent this to her Professor today

[moonenjoyer]

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

[queenofthearos]

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

[mxnwtch]

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

[gleefully-macabre]

I only made it halfway through.

[impastawater]

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

[rogueone]

carrie managing to get an “oh shit” into star wars unnoticed. an icon

[juststarwarslaserbrain]

This finding is priceless!

[storminormins]

GROGU TIME

[mamalazzer]

Star Wars Role Reversal

What if Luke had been brought up on Alderaan as a prince and Leia was a farm girl from Tatooine

[reginaldqueribundus]

I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS, UNTIL NOW

[thebixo]

Part 2 of this silly comic

She teached that word to Luke.

[americachavez]

top 10 funniest lines on this show

[mundycide]

[duvidha-mp3]

[belles--rose]

Maddie Ziegler didn’t even want to take the title role in “Music” at first, and she cried and had emotional breakdowns repeatedly when filming because she was afraid that Autistic people would think she was making fun of them.  Sia. Basically pressured her into taking the part and going through with it. So on top of everything else, the main actress was manipulated and exploited as well (especially since Maddie was 15 I think when they filmed it). Just gross all around.

[kelbremdusk]

It’s true. Fuck Sia. Trash human.

[porphyra]

maddie was 14 during filming [x] and sia started planning music around her when she was only 12 (contradicting the claim that she originally tried to hire an autistic actor to play the lead). [x] but we really need to talk more about the very intense and dependent relationship sia has with maddie, starting from when sia was 40 and maddie was 12:

sia stated that she “can’t do a project without [maddie]” and “wouldn’t make art if it didn’t include her" [x]

maddie allegedly slept in sia’s bed on multiple occasions when she was 12 [x]

maddie stated when she was 15 that she “lived with [sia] more than i have with my actual family" [x]

sia has been publicly referring to herself as maddie’s “sister” and “bonus mom” since maddie was 13, and has admitted to having control over maddie’s career, public image, and even her security team [x]

maddie is sia’s employee AND a child. this is not an even power dynamic.

[manny-jacinto]

insp.

[xxx---sink----xxx]

google maps literally sending me thru a best buy here

[gamecubewizard]

speedrunning strats

[anakin-skywalker]

STAR WARS + FLOWERS 💐

[katswenski]

SHE’LL KICK YER ASSZZzzzzz My website – My Instagram - My store

[chris-evans]

SIMON BASSET in Bridgerton (2020-)

Bonus:

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

[funnylime]

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

[cheesewhizexpress]

Must we be so linear, the Sun also orbits the galaxy